Wanna Play A Game?

 

JackJack:  So exactly how do we put together Peapod's costume?

Pumpkinspice:  This year we're going to make him his own costume.

Jeep:  Can't we just buy him one?

Pumpkinspice:  Well yeah, but why when we can make him one that he can keep for years to come.

JoeJoe:  Sure, sure.

Pumpkinspice:  Ok Jeep, the instructions say you need to cut the pattern out.

Jeep:  Poke me with that yard stick again, and I'm gonna snap it and you like a twig.

Pumpkinspice:  I'll tell Mom on you!  SheepSheep you're in charge of sewing, JoeJoe and ApeApe are in charge of placing the decals, and JackJack is in charge of ironing.  Let's get a move on it, we only have 5 hrs before the trick or treaters get here.

 

3 hours later...

 

Jeep:  So what's everyone going as for Halloween?

 

ApeApe:  I'm going as Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser!

Jeep:  That's pretty impressive.

JackJack:  Just don't drop any of your pins, last thing we need is to take Peapod to the emergency room for swallowing one on Halloween.

 

Jeep:  What about you JoeJoe?

JoeJoe:  Sure, sure.

Jeep:  Ummmm ok?  So what are you for Halloween?

JoeJoe:  Oh, uhhhhhhhh, oh sure sure.  Edward Scissorhands.

JackJack:  Did anyone dress up in a Peapod friendly costume, I mean seriously pins and scissors aren't the best costumes to have around him!

Jeep:  Chill JackJack, it's Halloween.

 

JackJack:  Well I guess, I'll be the responsible one around here tonight....I'm Batman.

Pumpkinspice:  Did you borrow Peapod's costume from last year?!

JackJack:  No...well maybe...ok fine, but I had too.  I've been busy keeping an eye on Peapod.

 

SheepSheep:  I'm t-t-the creepy c-c-chic from T-T-The Grudge....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

JackJack:  Now that's kid friendly!

SheepSheep:  W-W-Well at least I-I-I don't have any s-s-sharp objects on me t-t-that could endanger P-P-Peapod's life!

JackJack:  Can't argue with that logic.

 

 

Jeep:  Those are all "Child's Play," Check it out, I'm Michael Myers from Halloween.

ApeApe:  Oh that's a good one.

Jeep:  I know, I'm an expert on Halloween.

JackJack:  Well Pumpkinspice, what about you?

Pumpkinspice:  I'm not dressing up this year, I'm going to just hand out candy.

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice is scared of Halloween.

Pumpkinspice:  No I'm not!!!

Jeep:  Oh please, you so are too.  You won't even watch scary movies!

Pumpkinspice:  You can't unsee some things!

Jeep:  Chicken!

Pumpkinspice: Take it back!  TAKE IT BACK!

Jeep:  Don't be a baby, I'm just teasing you!

 

Chucky Doll:  Oh hi guys, wanna play a game?

 

ApeApe:  Chucky!!!! Run for your lives!

Jeep:  Every bear for himself!

SheepSheep:  D-D-Don't stab me, I'm t-t-to fluffy to die!

JackJack:  Move your big fat rear Big Teddy!!!

 

Pumpkinspice: Hahahaha, that'll teach them to call me chicken!  Well Chucky, what do I owe you?

Chucky:  How about you lend me Peapod for a few hours and we'll call it even?

Pumpkinspice:  I don't watch that many horror films, but I did see yours...how about 5 bucks?

Chucky:  Fine!

Pumpkinspice:  Good, now do me a solid and go out the back door, don't want them all knowing we collaborated on this little scare tactic.

 

HAVE A CHUCKYLICIOUS HALLOWEEN!!!

 

Steelers' Diapers Make Me Smile

 

Pumpkinspice:  Exactly how are we putting this towel on him as a diaper?

Jeep:  I think we have to wait until he falls asleep, and then we can slip it on without too much trouble.

Pumpkinspice:  How long before he passes out for his nap?

Jeep:  I don't know!  We just need to sit here and be quiet.

Pumpkinspice:  I don't like sitting still, it's no fun.

Jeep:  Yeah, you also don't know how to stay quiet either.

Pumpkinspice:  Do you want to put this on him yourself?!

Jeep:  Ok, ok, now seriously let's be quiet or he'll expect us to keep him entertained.

 

30 Minutes Later...

 

Pumpkinspice:  You think he's out?

Jeep:  I think so, get in there and poke him.

Pumpkinspice:  Why do I have to poke him?  This was YOUR idea!

Jeep:  Precisely, which is why you're supposed to do what I tell you to do.

 

Pumpkinspice:  He's really not making this easy is he?

Jeep:  Slip your paw under him and unzip his pjs, then we can just slip it off him and put the towel on.

Pumpkinspice:  This is a really bad idea, he's twice my size and if he wakes up there's no telling what he'll do to me.

Jeep:  Don't be such a baby, he's totally passed out.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Help, he's got me by my head!!!!!

Jeep:  Don't panic, I'll just pull you out by your legs.

Pumpkinspice:  Are you pulling?!

Jeep:  Wowzers!!! He's strong!!

 

Jeep:  Well, I gotta say he looks good sporting the Terrible Towel as a diaper.

Pumpkinspice:  He should!  I nearly lost my neck to him!

Jeep:  Don't be overly dramatic, he only had you momentarily and I got you out pretty quick.

Pumpkinspice:  FINE!  But just so you know, I don't think we'll be able to put the towel on him again, he's going to outgrow it soon.

Jeep:  Yeah you're right, but a Steelers' Diaper sure makes me smile.

Pumpkinspice:  We better put a shirt on him, poor hairless cub will catch a cold and we'll never hear the end of it from Mom.

 

EBay Battle On!

 

Jeep:  Oh you think so huh?!  EBay battle on!!!

Pumpkinspice:  How long have you been awake, and WHAT are you doing?!

Jeep:  Never went to sleep...too much action going on, can't sleep, get me more coffee, got an eBay battle going...

Pumpkinspice:  I'm pretty sure you don't need anymore coffee..what are you bidding on that's soooooooooooooo important?

Jeep:  Black and white toddler size 6 converse shoes for Peapod...why you dirty, no good, vindictive...

Pumpkinspice:  Hey!

Jeep:  Huh?  Oh no not you, I was referring to starbuddypumpernickle89.

Pumpkinspice:  Who?

Jeep:  That's who I'm having an eBay battle with, and he's sneaky!  He's out bid me on at least three different items in the past 5 days, and this time he's going down!

 

JackJack:  Are the shoes really that important?

Pumpkinspice:  No, at this point its a matter of pride.  Jeep hates to lose.

Big Teddy:  How much money is he in for now?

Pumpkinspice:  Last time I checked, about $30.00.

JackJack:  For a used pair of shoes?!

Pumpkinspice:  Yup!

Big Teddy:  Don't they sell them for around that brand new?

Pumpkinspice:  Like I said, he doesn't like to lose.

 

LAST 2 MINUTES OF THE BIDDING WAR...

 

 

JackJack:  You got him on the ropes now!

Big Teddy:  Yeah, there's no way he's going to bid against you and that price!

Pumpkinspice:  Mom's gonna kill you when she gets the bill.

Jeep:  No, no, NOOOOOO!

JackJack:  Hurry, click bid..click bid...click it!

Big Teddy:  We're in too deep, no turning back now!

Pumpkinspice:  Hurry!  Don't let him outbid us again!

Jeep:  Whew, we've got it...I think we're safe, only 10 seconds left in the bid.  There's no way....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Big Teddy:  I could just cry, we had him, we had him!

JackJack:  I'm devastated, after all that bidding and to lose...like that...it was just sooo wrong!

Pumpkinspice:  I was rather fond of those shoes too...I would have gladly paid $75.00 for those used shoes.

Jeep:  Defeated...once again.  I need sleep.

JackJack:  That's it?!  We're just giving up like that?

Jeep:  He beat me fair and square, but no I never give up...we have another bidding war that will end in two days.  I'll rest up, my clicking paw has gone numb, but after a good rest I'll be ready to battle again starbuddypumpernickle89.  I will have my REVENGE!!!!!

Cookie Monster Hungry!!

 

Cookie Monster:  Cookie Monster hungry!  Yuck!  Not cookie!

JackJack:  How many times do I have to tell you, NO CHEWING ON THE SOFA, it's not a cookie!

Cookie Monster:  I hungry!!

JackJack:  Well you just have to wait until snack time like the rest of us.

Jeep:  What's up with Cookie Monster lately?

JackJack:  It's a combination of cookie addiction...and I think he might be teething, he's been chewing on EVERYTHING!

Pumpkinspice:  Is it even safe for him to be around Peapod?

JackJack:  For now but if he keeps at it I might have to inquire about a muzzle for him.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, you think if I gave him a lego block and told him it was a cookie that he'd try to eat it?

Jeep:  I don't think we should encourage him, JackJack is already having a hard time with him as it is...go ahead though.

Pumpkinspice:  Sweet!  Hey Cookie Monster I have a cookie for you!

Cookie Monster:  Me want cookie...gimme, gimme, gimme... 

 

 Cookie Monster:  Blegh...NOT COOKIE!!!

Jeep: Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Cookie Monster:  Not nice, Cookie Monster WANT COOKIE!!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Let's go find other things to feed him.

Jeep:  You're on! 

 

 

JackJack:  NO, BAD COOKIE MONSTER!  WE DON'T EAT PEAPOD!!!!!

Cookie Monster:  Nom, nom, nom...he smell like COOKIES...he taste like COOKIES TOO!!!!!!

JackJack:  That's it, you're getting spankings...maybe then you won't feel a need to bite everyone and confuse them with cookies!

 

Big Teddy:  I don't wanna.

JackJack:  It's ok Big Teddy, just a few pats on his bottom won't hurt him.  I'd do it myself but he's too big and won't fit on my lap, and you're the only one with a big enough lap out of all of us.

Big Teddy:  But I'm not a fighter...I'm a lover.  Even Peapod knows that!

JackJack:  You don't want Cookie Monster to bite Peapod anymore do you?

Cookie Monster:  He taste like COOKIES!!

JackJack:  See now he's obsessed with nibbling on Peapod, we have to correct his bad behavior now or he will get really out of control.

Big Teddy:  Ok, just a few pats...right?

JackJack:  Right!  Well?  Have you learned your lesson Cookie Monster?

 

 

Cookie Monster:  I no bite Peapod...Peapod not cookie.

JackJack:  That's ok little buddy...we'll get you some help with your cookie addiction.

 

Cookie Monster:  I smell COOKIES!!!! NOM, NOM, NOM!!!!

JackJack:  Big Teddy!  A few more pats to his bottom please!

Big Teddy:  No, you said only a few...you handle it!



Superstitious About Being Superstitious

 

Jeep:  Oh this won't do!

Pumpkinspice:  What won't do?

Jeep:  This whole setup, it's all OFF!

Pumpkinspice:  Whoa, whoa, whoa, settle down...no need to panic. Just tell me what's wrong?!

Jeep:  This bird is facing the wrong way, and all this diaper stuff needs to be removed.  How does Mom think we're going to win a football game when he's facing the wrong way?!  He needs to face the tv!

Pumpkinspice:  YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!  This is about us losing the game last week to the Broncos?!

Jeep:  This is serious business Pumpkinspice, and we've got another game coming up on Sunday.  We need to make this house right...we need good JooJoo.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  If you start rearranging the house Mom's gonna go bonkers on you.

Jeep:  Is the bird looking at the tv now?

Pumpkinspice:  I'm not being apart of this.

Jeep:  Who's team are you on?  If you're not a TRUE Raven's fan then I'll boot you from watching football games with us.

Pumpkinspice:  You can't do that!

Jeep:  Watch me!  I won't have you're bad JooJoo mucking up our chances of winning!!!!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Talk about being paranoid!

Jeep:  You put those cushions back right now! 

Pumpkinspice:  Oh come on!  I can't see the tv if I'm not sitting on something!

Jeep:  Find something else to sit on, and don't disturb those pillows.  I've placed them perfectly to ensure the birds face the tv....



 

Jeep:  Peapod, you're responsibility is to stare at that Raven's Flag every time we go for a touchdown.

Pumpkinspice:  But that's during his nap time...Mom's not going to go for that.

Jeep:  Dad will understand.

Pumpkinspice:  Well, here's a thought, why don't we just hang the flag over his crib during nap time.

Jeep:  Now, you're thinking like a Raven's fan!

Pumpkinspice:  I was JOKING...you know you're just being overly superstitious right?

Jeep:  I don't believe in superstitions, but I am superstitious about being superstitious.

Pumpkinspice:  Whoa...now that's deep.

Jeep:  That's what we do as Raven's fans, we think deeply and feel passionately about our team.  GO RAVENS!!!!

The Looooooong Drive

 

SheepSheep:  H-h-how long is th-th-this ride?

Pumpkinspice: Long....

JackJack:  How long is long?

Jeep:  Really long...

VeVe:  In terms of time and distance?

Pumpkinspice:  In terms of time...FOREVERRRRRRRRR!

Jeep:  In terms of distance...mile after mile after mile after mile.

 

Jeep:  Soooo, how we looking on bathroom breaks?

Pumpkinspice:  Tell Dad he better pull over quick or I'll leave a tennis ball sized puddle in the car seat.

SheepSheep:  C-c-can we g-g-get water too?

JackJack:  Peapod needs a diaper change while we're at it, and a ten minute leg stretch.

VeVe:  I need a walk...where's my leash?

Jeep:  Did you get all that Dad?  Dad?  Dad?!

Pumpkinspice:  Give it up Jeep, he's not pulling over unless we need gas...someone pass me the empty water bottle and DON'T LOOK!!!

 

 

JackJack:  What's the ruckus back here VeVe?  Why's Peapod crying?!

VeVe:  I don't know, I've done everything.

JackJack:  I'm coming back there.

 

VeVe:  If we don't calm him down quick, his Dad is going to get upset.

JackJack:  Come on little buddy, you gotta calm down.  Please calm down or you're Dad won't let us come on road trips with you anymore.

VeVe:  Better call in reinforcements, SHEEPSHEEP!!!!!

 

 

SheepSheep:  Shhhh, it's ok, I'm here.  Wanna cuddle, there, there, that's a good Peapod.

VeVe:  How does she DO that?!

JackJack:  I wanna know what happened to her stutter?!

SheepSheep:  I-I-I don't St-st-stutter when I t-t-talk to Peapod.

VeVe:  Well ain't you just the Peapod whisperer!!

 

JackJack:  Dogpile!!!!

VeVe: MY TAIL, MY TAIL!!

 

Many, many, many hours later...

 



 

Pumpkinspice:  Well, isn't that just the cutest!

Jeep:  Poor Peapod was tired, he must have worn them out too.

Pumpkinspice:  I guess so, they look so cozy.  Don't you just wanna crawl in with them Jeep?

Jeep:  NO thank you, Peapod thrashes in his sleep.  It's only a matter of time before he boots them all out of his seat.

 

Several more hours later...

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  Dad...Dad...Dad...hey Dad, Dad I need to pee again.  No seriously Dad, I HAVE TO PEE AND I WILL NOT USE THE WATER BOTTLE AGAIN!!!!  DAD!!!!

Jeep:  Give it up Pumpkinspice,  here's another water bottle...everyone avert your eyes.

Mandated Time Out!!!!

 Pumpkinspice:  Why is Big Teddy sitting in the corner?

JackJack:  I had to give him a mandated time out.
Jeep:  Really?!  What could he possibly have done wrong?
JackJack:  He got a little too rough with Peapod and caused him to cry.
Pumpkinspice:  Wow, that's not like him.  He's normally a big softie.
JackJack:  Well he didn't mean to hurt him...he just doesn't know his own strength sometimes.
Jeep:  Well how much longer does he have Warden?
JackJack:  Another ten minutes should make him learn his lesson.

2 Hours later....

 

Pumpkinspice:  Sheesh, Big Teddy make Peapod cry again?!

JackJack:  NO poor guy is really punishing himself from earlier...I should never have punished him.  Poor guy refuses to come out of the corner, something about he might hurt Peapod again.

Jeep:  Have you tried talking to him?

JackJack:  I've tried everything, but he won't budge, just sits there wallowing in his own guilt.

Pumpkinspice:  Why don't you let Jeep and I have a go at it.

JackJack:  Good luck guys, I know Peapod's missing rough housing with him.

 

:

 

Pumpkinspice:  Hey big guy, how ya doing? Need some water?  Want a cookie?  Need a cuddle?  Big guy want a hug?

Jeep:  What are you doing Pumpkinspice?!

Pumpkinspice:  I'm trying to comfort him!

Jeep:  Well stop, you're not helping.  Now Big Teddy, tell me what's going on.

Big Teddy:  I hurt Peapod...I bad Teddy.

Pumpkinspice:  Peapod's fine, he's not still hurt and making him cry every now and then doesn't make you a bad Teddy.

Big Teddy:  NO?  But, he cried real bad.

Jeep:  Peapod's a tough little guy, he might cry real hard but he's usually over it real quick.  He can handle anything you throw his way.

Big Teddy:  I won't hurt him?  I don't like when he cries.

Pumpkinspice:  Nah, besides he was probably tired when you guys were rough housing.

Jeep:  Yeah, he gets extreme when he's tired.

Big Teddy:  He did take nap right after I hurt him.

Jeep:  See then he probably cried because he was tired and not really from you hurting him.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah and now that you know that, don't you think Peapod deserves some playtime with you?

 

Big Teddy:  I'm gonna get you Peapod....Rooooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr!!!!!