Pumpkinspice: Exactly how are we putting this towel on him as a diaper?
Jeep: I think we have to wait until he falls asleep, and then we can slip it on without too much trouble.
Pumpkinspice: How long before he passes out for his nap?
Jeep: I don't know! We just need to sit here and be quiet.
Pumpkinspice: I don't like sitting still, it's no fun.
Jeep: Yeah, you also don't know how to stay quiet either.
Pumpkinspice: Do you want to put this on him yourself?!
Jeep: Ok, ok, now seriously let's be quiet or he'll expect us to keep him entertained.
30 Minutes Later...
Pumpkinspice: You think he's out?
Jeep: I think so, get in there and poke him.
Pumpkinspice: Why do I have to poke him? This was YOUR idea!
Jeep: Precisely, which is why you're supposed to do what I tell you to do.
Pumpkinspice: He's really not making this easy is he?
Jeep: Slip your paw under him and unzip his pjs, then we can just slip it off him and put the towel on.
Pumpkinspice: This is a really bad idea, he's twice my size and if he wakes up there's no telling what he'll do to me.
Jeep: Don't be such a baby, he's totally passed out.
Pumpkinspice: Help, he's got me by my head!!!!!
Jeep: Don't panic, I'll just pull you out by your legs.
Pumpkinspice: Are you pulling?!
Jeep: Wowzers!!! He's strong!!
Jeep: Well, I gotta say he looks good sporting the Terrible Towel as a diaper.
Pumpkinspice: He should! I nearly lost my neck to him!
Jeep: Don't be overly dramatic, he only had you momentarily and I got you out pretty quick.
Pumpkinspice: FINE! But just so you know, I don't think we'll be able to put the towel on him again, he's going to outgrow it soon.
Jeep: Yeah you're right, but a Steelers' Diaper sure makes me smile.
Pumpkinspice: We better put a shirt on him, poor hairless cub will catch a cold and we'll never hear the end of it from Mom.
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