Jeep: Oh you think so huh?! EBay battle on!!!
Pumpkinspice: How long have you been awake, and WHAT are you doing?!
Jeep: Never went to sleep...too much action going on, can't sleep, get me more coffee, got an eBay battle going...
Pumpkinspice: I'm pretty sure you don't need anymore coffee..what are you bidding on that's soooooooooooooo important?
Jeep: Black and white toddler size 6 converse shoes for Peapod...why you dirty, no good, vindictive...
Pumpkinspice: Hey!
Jeep: Huh? Oh no not you, I was referring to starbuddypumpernickle89.
Pumpkinspice: Who?
Jeep: That's who I'm having an eBay battle with, and he's sneaky! He's out bid me on at least three different items in the past 5 days, and this time he's going down!
JackJack: Are the shoes really that important?
Pumpkinspice: No, at this point its a matter of pride. Jeep hates to lose.
Big Teddy: How much money is he in for now?
Pumpkinspice: Last time I checked, about $30.00.
JackJack: For a used pair of shoes?!
Pumpkinspice: Yup!
Big Teddy: Don't they sell them for around that brand new?
Pumpkinspice: Like I said, he doesn't like to lose.
LAST 2 MINUTES OF THE BIDDING WAR...
JackJack: You got him on the ropes now!
Big Teddy: Yeah, there's no way he's going to bid against you and that price!
Pumpkinspice: Mom's gonna kill you when she gets the bill.
Jeep: No, no, NOOOOOO!
JackJack: Hurry, click bid..click bid...click it!
Big Teddy: We're in too deep, no turning back now!
Pumpkinspice: Hurry! Don't let him outbid us again!
Jeep: Whew, we've got it...I think we're safe, only 10 seconds left in the bid. There's no way....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Big Teddy: I could just cry, we had him, we had him!
JackJack: I'm devastated, after all that bidding and to lose...like that...it was just sooo wrong!
Pumpkinspice: I was rather fond of those shoes too...I would have gladly paid $75.00 for those used shoes.
Jeep: Defeated...once again. I need sleep.
JackJack: That's it?! We're just giving up like that?
Jeep: He beat me fair and square, but no I never give up...we have another bidding war that will end in two days. I'll rest up, my clicking paw has gone numb, but after a good rest I'll be ready to battle again starbuddypumpernickle89. I will have my REVENGE!!!!!
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