Cookie Monster Hungry!!

 

Cookie Monster:  Cookie Monster hungry!  Yuck!  Not cookie!

JackJack:  How many times do I have to tell you, NO CHEWING ON THE SOFA, it's not a cookie!

Cookie Monster:  I hungry!!

JackJack:  Well you just have to wait until snack time like the rest of us.

Jeep:  What's up with Cookie Monster lately?

JackJack:  It's a combination of cookie addiction...and I think he might be teething, he's been chewing on EVERYTHING!

Pumpkinspice:  Is it even safe for him to be around Peapod?

JackJack:  For now but if he keeps at it I might have to inquire about a muzzle for him.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, you think if I gave him a lego block and told him it was a cookie that he'd try to eat it?

Jeep:  I don't think we should encourage him, JackJack is already having a hard time with him as it is...go ahead though.

Pumpkinspice:  Sweet!  Hey Cookie Monster I have a cookie for you!

Cookie Monster:  Me want cookie...gimme, gimme, gimme... 

 

 Cookie Monster:  Blegh...NOT COOKIE!!!

Jeep: Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Cookie Monster:  Not nice, Cookie Monster WANT COOKIE!!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Let's go find other things to feed him.

Jeep:  You're on! 

 

 

JackJack:  NO, BAD COOKIE MONSTER!  WE DON'T EAT PEAPOD!!!!!

Cookie Monster:  Nom, nom, nom...he smell like COOKIES...he taste like COOKIES TOO!!!!!!

JackJack:  That's it, you're getting spankings...maybe then you won't feel a need to bite everyone and confuse them with cookies!

 

Big Teddy:  I don't wanna.

JackJack:  It's ok Big Teddy, just a few pats on his bottom won't hurt him.  I'd do it myself but he's too big and won't fit on my lap, and you're the only one with a big enough lap out of all of us.

Big Teddy:  But I'm not a fighter...I'm a lover.  Even Peapod knows that!

JackJack:  You don't want Cookie Monster to bite Peapod anymore do you?

Cookie Monster:  He taste like COOKIES!!

JackJack:  See now he's obsessed with nibbling on Peapod, we have to correct his bad behavior now or he will get really out of control.

Big Teddy:  Ok, just a few pats...right?

JackJack:  Right!  Well?  Have you learned your lesson Cookie Monster?

 

 

Cookie Monster:  I no bite Peapod...Peapod not cookie.

JackJack:  That's ok little buddy...we'll get you some help with your cookie addiction.

 

Cookie Monster:  I smell COOKIES!!!! NOM, NOM, NOM!!!!

JackJack:  Big Teddy!  A few more pats to his bottom please!

Big Teddy:  No, you said only a few...you handle it!