JackJack: So exactly how do we put together Peapod's costume?
Pumpkinspice: This year we're going to make him his own costume.
Jeep: Can't we just buy him one?
Pumpkinspice: Well yeah, but why when we can make him one that he can keep for years to come.
JoeJoe: Sure, sure.
Pumpkinspice: Ok Jeep, the instructions say you need to cut the pattern out.
Jeep: Poke me with that yard stick again, and I'm gonna snap it and you like a twig.
Pumpkinspice: I'll tell Mom on you! SheepSheep you're in charge of sewing, JoeJoe and ApeApe are in charge of placing the decals, and JackJack is in charge of ironing. Let's get a move on it, we only have 5 hrs before the trick or treaters get here.
3 hours later...
Jeep: So what's everyone going as for Halloween?
ApeApe: I'm going as Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser!
Jeep: That's pretty impressive.
JackJack: Just don't drop any of your pins, last thing we need is to take Peapod to the emergency room for swallowing one on Halloween.
Jeep: What about you JoeJoe?
JoeJoe: Sure, sure.
Jeep: Ummmm ok? So what are you for Halloween?
JoeJoe: Oh, uhhhhhhhh, oh sure sure. Edward Scissorhands.
JackJack: Did anyone dress up in a Peapod friendly costume, I mean seriously pins and scissors aren't the best costumes to have around him!
Jeep: Chill JackJack, it's Halloween.
JackJack: Well I guess, I'll be the responsible one around here tonight....I'm Batman.
Pumpkinspice: Did you borrow Peapod's costume from last year?!
JackJack: No...well maybe...ok fine, but I had too. I've been busy keeping an eye on Peapod.
SheepSheep: I'm t-t-the creepy c-c-chic from T-T-The Grudge....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
JackJack: Now that's kid friendly!
SheepSheep: W-W-Well at least I-I-I don't have any s-s-sharp objects on me t-t-that could endanger P-P-Peapod's life!
JackJack: Can't argue with that logic.
Jeep: Those are all "Child's Play," Check it out, I'm Michael Myers from Halloween.
ApeApe: Oh that's a good one.
Jeep: I know, I'm an expert on Halloween.
JackJack: Well Pumpkinspice, what about you?
Pumpkinspice: I'm not dressing up this year, I'm going to just hand out candy.
Jeep: Pumpkinspice is scared of Halloween.
Pumpkinspice: No I'm not!!!
Jeep: Oh please, you so are too. You won't even watch scary movies!
Pumpkinspice: You can't unsee some things!
Jeep: Chicken!
Pumpkinspice: Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!
Jeep: Don't be a baby, I'm just teasing you!
Chucky Doll: Oh hi guys, wanna play a game?
ApeApe: Chucky!!!! Run for your lives!
Jeep: Every bear for himself!
SheepSheep: D-D-Don't stab me, I'm t-t-to fluffy to die!
JackJack: Move your big fat rear Big Teddy!!!
Pumpkinspice: Hahahaha, that'll teach them to call me chicken! Well Chucky, what do I owe you?
Chucky: How about you lend me Peapod for a few hours and we'll call it even?
Pumpkinspice: I don't watch that many horror films, but I did see yours...how about 5 bucks?
Chucky: Fine!
Pumpkinspice: Good, now do me a solid and go out the back door, don't want them all knowing we collaborated on this little scare tactic.
HAVE A CHUCKYLICIOUS HALLOWEEN!!!
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