Weekend Trip Away...

 

 

Jeep:  Hey JackJack what are you doing with all of Peapod's clothes?

Pumpkinspice:  You know Mom's not going to let you wear them...she wouldn't let us, so you might as well put them back.

JackJack:  No it's nothing like that, I'm packing Peapod's clothes for the weekend since we're all going to Assateague Island.  Let me ask you guys a question...do you think I should pack the plaid shorts or his camo shorts.  And which sunglasses do you like better, oh and how do you like these shoes?  You think Peapod will look nice in these colors?

Jeep:  I don't know about you Pumpkinspice, but this conversation got a little too girly for me, I'm outta here.

Pumpkinspice:  I'm with Jeep on this JackJack, I'm going to go pack my bags...good luck with all the uh uh accessories.

JackJack:  Hmmmph, just cause I want our little guy to look nice.  Whatever!

 

  

JackJack:  Alright, JoeJoe and VeVe we need to talk.

VeVe:  What's up boss?

JackJack:  VeVe while the family and I are away you're in charge of guarding the house.  No intruders are allowed in under any circumstances.  If you must, you have permission to use extreme force.
 

 

VeVe:  Special Forces VeVe on the job!!!! 

JackJack:  JoeJoe, I'm leaving SheepSheep in charge of the playmat this time.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure....wait, what?

JackJack:  Look JoeJoe, you're a good bear and all, but I think SheepSheep has the finesse to maintain civility in the playmat area....and this means you can take a nice vacation of your own too.
 

 

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, I think I could get some good naps in while Peapod's out.

JackJack:  Exactly!
 

SheepSheep:  I-I-I'm in c-c-charge?

JackJack:  That's right.  Now do me a favor and make sure no parties while I'm gone.  That's the main reason why I can't leave JoeJoe in charge.

SheepSheep:  Y-y-you knew a-a-about the parties while you were on v-v-vacation?

JackJack:  Yeah but we all know ApeApe was behind it all, so JoeJoe is getting off light this time.

 

 

JackJack:  Hey Octi I need you too find some beach toys for Peapod while I finish packing.

Octi:  I'm on it.

JackJack:  Make sure they're safe for him, nothing too small or too big.

Octi:  JackJack, I'm an octopus which means finding the right beach toy for Peapod is in my area of expertise.  Don't you fret, I'll have him beach ready in a jiffy with all kinds of goodies he can play with while he's there.

JackJack:  Alright troops, line up.  As you all know, the family and I are going on vacation this weekend.  I've made arrangements for everyone's protection and VeVe will be on security duty 24/7.  As for who's in charge in my place, I've decided SheepSheep will best suit all our needs.

ApeApe:  We'll miss you while you're gone JackJack, but JoeJoe and I hope you have a great time with Peapod.
JackJack:  Oh didn't I tell you ApeApe?  You're coming along with us.
ApeApe:  But why?!  I mean you don't need me, I think I should stay behind and help out.
JackJack:  Oh you mean the way you helped out last time I went on vacation?  Did you seriously think I wouldn't find out about the party you convinced JoeJoe to throw?!  No I think it's best to keep a close eye on you.

Pumpkinspice:  Oh this is bad, very bad.  ApeApe's going to ruin our vacation!
Jeep:  What's the worst he can do?  Poison Peapod?  Ha!  Good luck with that, JackJack will keep him on a tight leash.  Don't worry Pumpkinspice, our vacation is going to be spectacular!



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ApeApe:  Ha!  We can't go if Peapod's sick, and if Peapod's sick that means no play time, and no play time means a nice little vacation for me without having to leave the comforts of home.

To Be Continued........................................


Father's Day Surprise!!!!

 

Jeep:  Let's face it Pumpkinspice, my gift tops your gift and Peapod's hands down.

Pumpkinspice:  Just cause you got a bunch of Raven related items that doesn't mean your gift will please Dad like my gift will.  Your gift simply address's his love for football which has absolutely nothing to do with be being a Father.

Jeep:  Yeah well, my gift is autographed by the author in both books!  And its personalized, and they both went to school with each other...so if you think about it, my gift is way better than any stupid gift you could come up with because I got a famous sports guy that Dad knows to help out with his first Father's Day!

 

Pumpkinspice:  I don't know, you sure you didn't just take a magic marker and sign it yourself?!

Jeep:  Come on!  My handwriting isn't that fancy...and when have I ever signed anything with Cheers followed with a martini glass?!  Just admit you're jealous that my gift kicks your gift to the curb.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Nope, my gift rocks.  I bought him a book that he could read to Peapod.  See, and it has a Daddy bear and a baby bear in it just like Peapod and Dad. Admit it, my gift truly address's Father's Day and Dad's love for his little cubs!

Jeep:  That's it, we're going to settle this once and for all and open Peapod's gift to Dad and really decide who bought the better gift for Dad!

Pumpkinspice:  You're on!

 

Jeep:  Geez, this thing is huge, get up here and help me open this thing.

Pumpkinspice:  Can't you see I'm trying?!  I can't get my leg up there, it's too high!

 

Jeep:  Wow this is horrible wrapping.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah it must be a really bad gift...I mean what was Peapod thinking wrapping his gift in wrinkled brown paper?!

 

Jeep:  No stinking way!

Pumpkinspice:  How did he get that for Dad?!  Those are the hardest toys to find!

Jeep:  I know...and it's better than our gift!

Pumpkinspice:  I think he cheated...I mean how did he come up with the idea of finding a martini shaking toy for Dad all on his own?!  I know Peapod loves it when Dad shakes up a martini and let's him touch the cold shaker, but come on there's no way he knew there was a battery operated toy that related to their little "game" they played together!

Jeep:  I bet JackJack helped him out.

Pumpkinspice:  That rascal...that's ok, we'll get him next year.

Jeep:  Yeah we'll collaborate next time.

JackJack Goes On Vacation

 

JackJack:  JoeJoe, I'm leaving you in charge of the playmat while I take the week off.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

JackJack:  While I'm gone you'll need to keep the place clean.  So make sure you pick up the playmat, dust, wipe the floor, and rotate everyone out.

JoeJoe: Sure sure.

JackJack:  You sure you don't need to write that down?

JoeJoe:  Nope...dust, wipe, rotate..got it.

JackJack:  No, you need to pick up all the toys first, then dust.  This way no one gets dirty when you clean up.  Only a few toys at a time in the playmat area so Peapod can romp around and rotate everyone so they each get a chance to entertain Peapod.  Now you sure you got this?

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

 

JackJack:  Guys do me a solid and help JoeJoe out while I'm gone.  He's a good bear and all, but let's face it he's no Einstein.

Jeep:  We've got you covered buddy.  So what do you have planned for your vacation?

JackJack:  I'm going upstairs to watch some tv and catch up on all the new shows...gave your Mom my itinerary of when I expect my meals and what I like to eat and so forth.

Jeep and Pumpkinspice:  AND SHE AGREED?!

JackJack:  Not a chance, but she did say she'd bring me a glass of chocolate milk and told me where your Dad keeps the remote for the big tv.

Pumpkinspice:  Now that sounds like Mom.  Well have a good vacation.



 

JackJack:  Awwwww, this is the life.... 

 

Jeep:  What in the world happened here?!

Pumpkinspice:  JackJack has only been gone a day!

Jeep:  Its going to be a LONG week for us...better wake JoeJoe up.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  JoeJoe..pssst JoeJoe, wake up man!

JoeJoe: Uh-oh..sure sure, I'm awake.

Jeep:  What happened?!  JackJack's been gone one day and already this place is a mess.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, well ApeApe thought a little party with just a couple of us would be nice and I got sleepy and well I guess it got a little crazy.

Pumpkinspice:  It's going to take FOREVER for you to clean this mess up.

Jeep:  You have exactly ONE WEEK, you better get started!  And you better hope JackJack doesn't get wind of this or you're done for.

JoeJoe:  Done for?

Pumpkinspice:  Done for...as in no playmat privileges, no fun time with Peapod...done for as in JackJack will kick you out of the house.

JoeJoe: But, but...EVERYONE GET UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

 

One week later....

 

 

JoeJoe:  Now remember, JackJack can never know about the party.  If I go down, we all go down.

 

 

JackJack:  Gotta give it to you JoeJoe, I didn't think you had it in you.  The place looks fantastic.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

Pumpkinspice: You should of seen it...

Jeep:  Be quiet Pumpkinspice.

JackJack:  What was that?

JoeJoe: Uh-oh he meant when we we're cleaning, you should of seen how hard we all worked.

JackJack:  You mean everyone helped out with the cleaning?!

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, can't take all the credit.

Happy Mother's Day...It's Going To Be Epic!

Pumpkinspice:  Why's it called Mother's Day?

Jeep: Because that's when everyone celebrates everything their Mother's do for them...they get one whole day of thank you's.

Pumpkinspice: So they only get one day of the year? Sure doesn't seem right to get just one day.  I mean Mom works ALOT when it comes to caring for us and Peapod.

Jeep: I guess not when you look at it that way.

Pumpkinspice: Seriously, I think you're wrong, surely it's more than just one day.  I mean celebrating me for one day wouldn't be enough for all those diaper changes...not to mention all those boogies she has to clean.

Jeep: Well I didn't make the rules, but at least we got her some good gifts.

Pumpkinspice: We sure did, but I still think one day out of the whole year isn't enough to show Mom how much we appreciate her for everything she does.

Jeep: I think Mom's going to really enjoy this book, it's VERY informative.

Pumpkinspice:I think you're right, after all Mom is terrified of zombies and this should tell her how to handle all zombie situations...

Pumpkinspice: You know this book could even help you survive Peapod's toddler years too I bet.

Jeep: I don't think Mom would approve of us harpooning Peapod.

Pumpkinspice: Oh well I guess not...then again...

Jeep: Man oh man! Mom sure is going to love this bracelet!

Pumpkinspice: It sure is sparkly, Peapod's got great taste in jewelry.

Jeep: You know I think Mom's really going to love her Mother's Day.

Pumpkinspice: It's going to be EPIC...you don't think she's going to expect this every Mother's Day do you?

Jeep: Well it's too late now, we already got her the gifts!

Pumpkinspice: You know what?

Jeep: What?

Pumpkinspice: We have a whole year to come up with next year's Mother's Day.

Jeep: Hmmm, we better start strategizing now then. 



It's A Hard Knock Life...

 

Pumpkinspice:  Hey Jeep, doesn't that sheep look familiar?

Jeep:  Yeah she sure does...hey you come closer to the cage please.

 

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes?

Pumpkinspice:  What's your name?

SheepSheep:  M-m-my full name is L-l-little Bo Peep, but you can c-c-call me SheepSheep.

Jeep:  Hi SheepSheep...do we know you?  You look really familiar.

SheepSheep:  No, n-n-no...I don't t-t-think so.  I should g-g-go now.

Pumpkinspice:  Wait, why you so skittish?

SheepSheep:  I..I..I don't think JackJack would like m-m-me staying to close to t-t-the cage walls.

 

JackJack:  Hey!  What you doing over there SheepSheep?!

Jeep:  Relax JackJack, we're talking to her.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, stop being soooo bossy!

SheepSheep:  Th-th-thanks guys.

Pumpkinspice: No worries, we've got your back.  JackJack means well, but he can get a little bossy at times.

SheepSheep:  C-c-can you...help...me...escape?

Jeep:  Escape?!  Don't you like Peapod?

SheepSheep:  It-it-it's not like that, he seems nice...

Pumpkinspice:  Then why do you want to leave?

SheepSheep:  I-I-I wasn't meant to b-b-be caged in.  I was m-m-meant to ro-ro-roam free on the cliffs of Ireland w-w-with the ocean breeze ruffling my wool...

 

 

SheepSheep:  L-l-look at my eyes...I-I'm going t-t-to go in-in-insane if I stay c-c-caged too much longer, I-I-I wasn't m-m-meant for this h-h-hard knock life!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh that's so sad, Jeep can we help her?

Jeep:  Well, I'd like to but SheepSheep the cage is meant to keep Peapod safe which is why you guys are all in there...but maybe we can simulate the cliffs of Ireland to help you adjust.

 

SheepSheep:  Oh that w-w-would be so n-n-nice.

Jeep:  How's the breeze?

SheepSheep:  A-a-a little l-l-less please.

Pumpkinspice:  How's the salt water?

SheepSheep:  M-m-more salt p-p-p-lease.

Jeep:  Feeling more at home now?

SheepSheep: Oooooh this is l-l-lovely!!!!!!

The Toe Eating Spider

 

Jeep:  What are you doing scaling the cage?

Pumpkinspice:  I need to find Peapod's old shoes.

Jeep:  What do you need those things for?  And why would you look in his cage with the toys?!

Pumpkinspice:  Because there's a HUGE, I mean GIGANTIC toe eating spider on the loose...and you know Mom's not very good at putting things where they belong.  It's like she's lost her marbles once Peapod showed up.

Jeep:  How big we talking?

Pumpkinspice:  The size of a house!

Jeep:  I've got to see this!

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  See, he's enormous!  Bet you wish you had Peapod's shoes on now too.

 

Jeep:  That's it?!  You're freaking out over him?  What's he gonna do, pinch your toes?! Ha!

Pumpkinspice:  Shhhh, he can hear you, and I don't care what you say he's big enough to eat my toes and will go after Peapod's too unless we squash him...hence the shoes!

 

Jeep:  Seriously Pumpkinspice, look how small he is...no bigger than a quarter....and will you look at that, he's already dead.

Pumpkinspice:  No he's not, he chased after my toes when I came up the stairs.

Jeep:  You positive about that story because he's pretty dead.

Pumpkinspice:  Ok fine, he didn't chase me but he definitely bit me!

Jeep:  Right, with his ghostly fangs...

Pumpkinspice:  Hmmmph!!!!!

The Cage!!!!!

 

Jack Jack:  Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!  Tonight, I bring you the ULTIMATE fight of all times.  Good vs. Evil, Bear vs. Ape, and the Magnificent vs. the Lowly!!!

The Crowd:  Jeep, Jeep, Jeep!!!!!!

 

 

Jack Jack:  In the diaper pail corner we have, a sad monkey we call...ApeApe "The Drool Ape!"

ApeApe:  Hey, I can hear you!

 

Jack Jack:  And in the HERO'S corner, we have Jeep "The Pride of Dundalk!"

ApeApe:  Why does he get the grand opening and actual fighter's title?!

Pumpkinspice:  That's because he IS "The Pride of Dundalk!"  Now, focus Jeep, he should be an easy fight, but watch him like a hawk, he's likely to go for your paws and eyes first.

Jeep:  Got it, and don't worry, he's all mine!

 

JackJack:  Looks like ApeApe has given up the fight, Jeep has him high in the air and brings him down hard on his knee...Bane style!

 

Skittle Monkey:  I can't watch...

 

Jeep:  Say it ApeApe, say it and this can all be over.

ApeApe:  Uncle...uncle...UNCLE!!!!

Jack Jack: We have an absolute VICTORY, Jeep will keep his title and the honors of authority that goes with it!!!!

 

 

Jack Jack:  Hoist him high boys, and three cheers for Jeep!!

The Crowd:  Hip hip hoorah!  Hip hip hoorah!  Hip hip hoorah!

Pumpkinspice:  Way to get him Jeep!

Jeep:  Couldn't of done it without you little buddy!

 

 

ApeApe:  What a biased match, look how they all fawn over him!  I want a rematch!

Ms. Monkey:  Can't you just let it go?  Jeep isn't so bad, he's quite fair.

Skittle Monkey:  It's ok buddy, you'll get him next time.

Paci Monkey:  You wanna borrow Peapod's paci?