Jeep: What are you doing scaling the cage?
Pumpkinspice: I need to find Peapod's old shoes.
Jeep: What do you need those things for? And why would you look in his cage with the toys?!
Pumpkinspice: Because there's a HUGE, I mean GIGANTIC toe eating spider on the loose...and you know Mom's not very good at putting things where they belong. It's like she's lost her marbles once Peapod showed up.
Jeep: How big we talking?
Pumpkinspice: The size of a house!
Jeep: I've got to see this!
Pumpkinspice: See, he's enormous! Bet you wish you had Peapod's shoes on now too.
Jeep: That's it?! You're freaking out over him? What's he gonna do, pinch your toes?! Ha!
Pumpkinspice: Shhhh, he can hear you, and I don't care what you say he's big enough to eat my toes and will go after Peapod's too unless we squash him...hence the shoes!
Jeep: Seriously Pumpkinspice, look how small he is...no bigger than a quarter....and will you look at that, he's already dead.
Pumpkinspice: No he's not, he chased after my toes when I came up the stairs.
Jeep: You positive about that story because he's pretty dead.
Pumpkinspice: Ok fine, he didn't chase me but he definitely bit me!
Jeep: Right, with his ghostly fangs...
Pumpkinspice: Hmmmph!!!!!
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