Jack Jack: Ladies and Gentlemen!!!! Tonight, I bring you the ULTIMATE fight of all times. Good vs. Evil, Bear vs. Ape, and the Magnificent vs. the Lowly!!!
The Crowd: Jeep, Jeep, Jeep!!!!!!
Jack Jack: In the diaper pail corner we have, a sad monkey we call...ApeApe "The Drool Ape!"
ApeApe: Hey, I can hear you!
Jack Jack: And in the HERO'S corner, we have Jeep "The Pride of Dundalk!"
ApeApe: Why does he get the grand opening and actual fighter's title?!
Pumpkinspice: That's because he IS "The Pride of Dundalk!" Now, focus Jeep, he should be an easy fight, but watch him like a hawk, he's likely to go for your paws and eyes first.
Jeep: Got it, and don't worry, he's all mine!
JackJack: Looks like ApeApe has given up the fight, Jeep has him high in the air and brings him down hard on his knee...Bane style!
Skittle Monkey: I can't watch...
Jeep: Say it ApeApe, say it and this can all be over.
ApeApe: Uncle...uncle...UNCLE!!!!
Jack Jack: We have an absolute VICTORY, Jeep will keep his title and the honors of authority that goes with it!!!!
Jack Jack: Hoist him high boys, and three cheers for Jeep!!
The Crowd: Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah!
Pumpkinspice: Way to get him Jeep!
Jeep: Couldn't of done it without you little buddy!
ApeApe: What a biased match, look how they all fawn over him! I want a rematch!
Ms. Monkey: Can't you just let it go? Jeep isn't so bad, he's quite fair.
Skittle Monkey: It's ok buddy, you'll get him next time.
Paci Monkey: You wanna borrow Peapod's paci?
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