While The Cats Gone, The Mice Will Play!

Jeep:  Hey this bouncer ain't too bad.

Pumpkinspice:  I know, lets both bounce in it at the same time...I bet we can really get it going with our combined weight.

Jeep:  You're on!!!!

JackJack:  Hey, Hey!!! What do you two think you're doing?!

Pumpkinspice: Bouncing...duh!

JackJack:  I can see what you're doing, the question was really rhetorical and more of a statement of get the heck out of Peapod's bouncer!

Jeep:  Why?  He's out of town with Mom so he's not using it.

Pumpkinspice:  And since its just sitting here not being used we figured we could have a little fun in it.

JackJack:  No, you can't!!! It's his bouncer, bought for him, used by him, and its on MY play mat so I can dictate who gets to use it when he's not around...and I didn't give you two permission to use his stuff! 

Jeep:  Technically, its Peapod's play mat and he just lets you run it.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah!

 JackJack:   Whatever...get out of HIS bouncer!

Jeep:  Ok, come on Pumpkinspice we know when we're not wanted.

Pumpkinspice:  I was getting bored of his bouncer anyways...come on Jeep I know another thing we can do...

JackJack: You better pick up all those toys and shoes right now!

Jeep:  But JackJack, look at the pretty snow angel Pumpkinspice made! Hahaha!

JackJack:  I can't wait for Peapod and his Mom to get back home...you two are sooooooo going to get it!

Pumpkinspice:  She's not going to believe you, you have no proof! 

Jeep:  Quit being a tattletale!

JackJack:  This bouncer is kinda nice...perfect height to watch over my play mat!

Pumpkinspice:  Ha, we knew it, you're playing with Peapod's stuff when we're not looking!

Jeep:  And I have the picture to prove it, so go ahead and tell on us to Mom, we're just hand her this picture of you playing with his bouncer.

JackJack:  Let's talk this over reasonably....

Wrapping Paper Fiasco!

Pumpkinspice:  We should wrap Mom's birthday present in the pink wrapper since its close to Valentine's Day.

Jeep:  We wrapped the gifts Peapod bought her in the pink wrapper like you wanted, let's wrap it with my striped paper.

Pumpkinspice:  NO!  I want the pink paper.

Jeep:  I already gave in on the other packages, so we're going to do it in my paper!

Pumpkinspice:  NO NO NO!  I WANT THE PINK PAPER!!!

Jeep:  Bet you never yell at me again!

Dad:  JEEP!  You know better than that...

Jeep:  But he yelled at me about wanting to wrap our present to Mom in the pink paper.

Dad:  I know but you're the older bear and sometimes that means you'll have to make more compromises than you may want to.

 Jeep:  Fine, I'll untape him but he better not yell at me again.

Pumpkinspice:  Well, I think our package looks awesome!

Jeep:  Yeah only cause you got your way with the stupid pink paper!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, but look how nicely our two papers look on our present.

Jeep:  Whatever....

SuperBowl Winners!!!!!!

 

Jeep:  What a wonderful day!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Go back to bed its too early!

Jeep:  Come on Pumpkinspice, we won the SuperBowl!!! It's time to get up and smell the roses!

Pumpkinspice:  It's February, the roses are dead...and I'm too tired to jump for joy right now!

Jeep:  Ok well, let's play outside in the fresh air...you can practically smell the Raven joy in the air.

Pumpkinspice:  Look, I'm happy we won the SuperBowl, really I am, but its 5AM and we didn't go to bed until 2AM from all the celebrating we did...GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!!!

Jeep:  I'll make you a nice cup of hot chocolate, and cut you a nice slice of Raven cake if you get up with me now.

Pumpkinspice:  Anything to make you shut up...any other time you growl at me if I wake you up, but noooooo suddenly we win the SuperBowl and you become 20 years younger.

Jeep:  I never went to sleep last night...I'm running on sugar fumes right now.

Pumpkinspice:  No wonder you're bouncing off the walls....

Jeep:  Let's watch the highlights from the game, and then we can watch BRAVEHEART....ooh ooh and then we can watch The Dark Knight Rises tooooooo....this day is going to be EPIC!!!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Whatever, let's just get this over with....

Just Call Me Lotso Bear...

Jeep:  You want to tell him or should I?

Pumpkinspice:  You're the older bear, that's your responsibility.

Jeep:  Sometimes, I really hate being the older bear.

Pumpkinspice:  With great power comes great responsibility.

Jeep:  JackJack, we need to talk.

JackJack:  Hey guys, how ya doin?

Pumpkinspice:  Better than you that's for sure.

Jeep:  I thought we agreed, I would do the talking?!

JackJack:  Uh guys, you wanna fill me in on what's the problem.

Jeep:  Well, see Auntie R and Uncle B decided Peapod needed a more age appropriate bear to snuggle with.

JackJack:  I'm age appropriate!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah but you shed....

 JackJack:  Well, what's this other bear got that I don't?!

Pumpkinspice:  Big round eyes, satiny feet, arms wide open for hugs, and nice rosy cheeks!

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice, you're not helping the situation, you're just making it worst!

JackJack:  Well I have a lumberjack hat and scarf, and Peapod loves wrestling with me!!!  

Jeep:  Look I think you should just meet the new bear and maybe you guys could be friends and work out some type of time share with Peapod.

Davey Blue:  Davey Blue's the name and snugglin's my game!  Sure is swell to meet you all!

JackJack:  Davey Blue is a stupid name!

Pumpkinspice:  Now, now JackJack there's no need for hostility towards Davey, its not his fault.

JackJack:  Well he's honing in on my TURF!!!

Davey Blue:  Well, I don't want to step on any paws, but I can't help that I'm super snuggly!

JackJack:  You might as well change my name to Lotso Bear....

Pumpkinspice:  Awww JackJack, Peapod would never throw you away, he loves you.

Jeep:  Yeah, you just need to learn to share him with Davey Blue.

Davey Blue:  How about I stay with him during nap times and bedtime.  Then you can play with him all the other times.

JackJack:  That might work, but you better not ever step on my playmat or we're gonna throw down bear style.

Davey Blue:  I'm not a fighter, I'm a snuggler.

Pumpkinspice:  Well that's settled.

Jeep:  No thanks to you...seriously did you have to tell JackJack all the things he didn't have compared to Davey blue?!

Pumpkinspice:  He asked!

The Dark Knight Rises

Special note from Jeep and Pumpkinspice:  Mr. Lewis we've been fans since Baltimore brought the Raven's to our great City.  We support you and our Raven's with every fur of our being.  Thank you for your tireless years of fighting for us in each and every game as if it was your last.  You are a Giant amongst men, and will forever be the foundation and rock in which this Team stands upon.

Pumpkinspice: Whatcha working on Jeep?

Jeep: I'm updating our Blog and writing a strongly worded letter to the Patriots.

Pumpkinspice: Letter to the Patriots? Why, we won last night...isn't it enough knowing we're going to the Superbowl and they're not?

Jeep: You don't understand Pumpkinspice, they started this fight not us!

Pumpkinspice: What fight, they just played us and lost.

Jeep: You didn't see their disgraceful billboard depicting Ray Lewis Retirement party as last night...as if they had an actual chance in defeating The Dark Knight!

Pumpkinspice: Uh Oh!

Jeep: Uh Oh's right, they insulted our City, our Fans, and our Honor...and now we're headed to the Superbowl!

Pumpkinspice: You think Ray Lewis can win it for us?

Jeep: I know he can!

Pumpkinspice: But, he's given everything.

Jeep: Not everything...not YET! 

Alien Drool

Pumpkinspice:  What is that?!

Jeep:  I think its Peapod's drool.

Pumpkinspice:  I need to talk to Mom about giving us a raise...I'm pretty sure our allowance isn't paying enough to clean up this mess.

Jeep:  For once I agree with you!

Pumpkinspice:  You think its safe to touch?

Jeep:  Well I'm sure these paper towels should do the trick...

Pumpkinspice:  But, what if his drool is like acid and eats your fur off?

Jeep:  Ummmm, where you going with this?

Pumpkinspice:  You know, like the movie Alien, what if his drool can do the same thing?

Jeep:  Clearly you watch too much tv; first he was possessed, then he was a zombie, and now he's like an alien with acid drool...get a hold of yourself.

Pumpkinspice:  Just saying...

Jeep:  Come on, let's get this over with so I can watch some football.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, maybe we should check in on ApeApe?  Its been a few weeks since you condemned him to being Peapod's drool buddy.

Jeep:  That's right, I almost forgot about him.  He's been so quiet lately...probably scheming again.

Jeep:  Well, well, well, how ya been ApeApe?

Pumpkinspice:  Is it raining outside?

ApeApe:  No!

Jeep:  Why you so wet then?

ApeApe:  Funny, real funny guys!

Pumpkinspice:  Are you telling me that's Peapod's drool?!

ApeApe:  YES!!  Is my punishment over yet?!

Jeep:  Haha not until Peapod.decides he no longer needs you...and from the look of things, he's going to require your services for several, several, SEVERAL more months! Hahaha

Pumpkinspice:  But don't worry ApeApe, after all this, we know a really good dry cleaner who will fix you right up! Haha

ApeApe:  There isn't enough detergent and Snuggle in the world that will take away my humiliation and fluff my fur back up.  I VOW TO GET EVEN WITH YOU TWO!

Jeep:  Yeah yeah yeah, make sure to mop up after yourself.

Pumpkinspice: Yeah we wouldn't want anyone slipping and falling.

New Year's Resolution

 

Pumpkinspice: What is Mom and Dad talking about when they say they're making a New Year's Resolution?

Jeep: Every year, people around the world ring in the New Year and then they make a list of all the things they want to change about themselves only to fail at keeping their promises to themselves.

Pumpkinspice: Well Mom says she plans on eating healthier.

Jeep: I give it 2 months max, her will power when it comes to sweets is nearly nonexistent.

Pumpkinspice: Well Dad plans on working out after the New Year.

Jeep: That will last a good 4 months and then a big fat juicy cheeseburger will take him down and all that effort will go to waste and he'll get disgusted and quit working out all together.

Pumpkinspice: Well...I think I'll try to grow a few inches taller.

Jeep: It doesn't work like that.

Pumpkinspice: Why not?

Jeep: You're as tall as you're going to be...you're done growing.

Pumpkinspice: But I don't want to be short anymore.

Jeep: You gotta live with the hand you're dealt with lil buddy.

Pumpkinspice: No I don't...Mom doesn't have to deal with the fact that she's fat, and Dad doesn't have to deal with the fact that he's out of shape, so why do I have to deal with being short!

Jeep: Want me to buy you some stilts?

Pumpkinspice: Well Mr. Smartie Pants, what's your New Year's Resolution then?

Jeep: Don't need one...I'm perfect as is.

Pumpkinspice: So you wouldn't want to be taller?

Jeep: That's your fantasy not mine.

Pumpkinspice: How about losing weight?

Jeep: I'm not fat!

Pumpkinspice: Well you could benefit from not eating sooooo many cookies.

Jeep: I was just helping Santa out!

Pumpkinspice: Well, how about not being so cranky?

Jeep:  Now I'm cranky?!

Pumpkinspice:  You do tend to get a little cranky when I want you to do something.

Jeep:  That's because the things you want me to do are NOT fun!

Pumpkinspice:  Fine, maybe your resolution should be about trying NEW and INTERESTING things!

Jeep:  Great I'm fat, cranky, and boring according to you....Well Happy New Year to me!!!!

Pumpkinspice: Glad I could help you find your New Year's resolution.  Happy New Year!