Alien Drool

Pumpkinspice:  What is that?!

Jeep:  I think its Peapod's drool.

Pumpkinspice:  I need to talk to Mom about giving us a raise...I'm pretty sure our allowance isn't paying enough to clean up this mess.

Jeep:  For once I agree with you!

Pumpkinspice:  You think its safe to touch?

Jeep:  Well I'm sure these paper towels should do the trick...

Pumpkinspice:  But, what if his drool is like acid and eats your fur off?

Jeep:  Ummmm, where you going with this?

Pumpkinspice:  You know, like the movie Alien, what if his drool can do the same thing?

Jeep:  Clearly you watch too much tv; first he was possessed, then he was a zombie, and now he's like an alien with acid drool...get a hold of yourself.

Pumpkinspice:  Just saying...

Jeep:  Come on, let's get this over with so I can watch some football.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, maybe we should check in on ApeApe?  Its been a few weeks since you condemned him to being Peapod's drool buddy.

Jeep:  That's right, I almost forgot about him.  He's been so quiet lately...probably scheming again.

Jeep:  Well, well, well, how ya been ApeApe?

Pumpkinspice:  Is it raining outside?

ApeApe:  No!

Jeep:  Why you so wet then?

ApeApe:  Funny, real funny guys!

Pumpkinspice:  Are you telling me that's Peapod's drool?!

ApeApe:  YES!!  Is my punishment over yet?!

Jeep:  Haha not until Peapod.decides he no longer needs you...and from the look of things, he's going to require your services for several, several, SEVERAL more months! Hahaha

Pumpkinspice:  But don't worry ApeApe, after all this, we know a really good dry cleaner who will fix you right up! Haha

ApeApe:  There isn't enough detergent and Snuggle in the world that will take away my humiliation and fluff my fur back up.  I VOW TO GET EVEN WITH YOU TWO!

Jeep:  Yeah yeah yeah, make sure to mop up after yourself.

Pumpkinspice: Yeah we wouldn't want anyone slipping and falling.