Making The Pledge

 

SheepSheep:  W-w-what's everyone lining up for?

Pumpkinspice:  JackJack decided everyone should make their pledge to Peapod again since some of you guys had to take a bath.

SheepSheep:  P-p-pledge?  How do w-w-we pledge?

Jeep:  Well, basically you sit still while Peapod drools all over your mouth.  Mom says it's an open mouth kiss and is perfectly normal for his age, but between you and me I think he just likes to put everything in his mouth just for the heck of it.

 

JackJack:  Alright, alright, settle down.  Now we're going to do this in an orderly fashion.  No cutting, no pushing, and no rushing Peapod. 

ApeApe:  Is this really necessary?!

JackJack:  Well ApeApe, seeing as you were the reason we all had to have a bath, yes it is necessary!  Peapod is like all other bears, he relies on his sense of smell to identify family members.  Which is why it's so important for all of us to get his scent ALL over us.  Any other questions?

Cookie Monster:  Cookie?

JackJack:  Yes...you can have cookies when Peapod is done.  Any other questions?

JoeJoe:  Uh, we get nap afterwards?

JackJack:  Good question, not immediately.  Our next scheduled nap time is when Peapod gets tired and his Mom takes him upstairs for his nap, at that time you may take a nap or watch tv.  Alright everyone, get in line and remember the rules!

 

VeVe: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

SheepSheep:  T-t-this is f-f-f-fun!!!

 

VeVe:  Did you see me guys, did you see me?!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah!  Peapod totally took you and SheepSheep on a joy ride around the playpen.

VeVe:  It was AWESOME!!!!!

Ms. Monkey:  Hmmpphhh, you're not that special, I go on joy rides ALL the time with Peapod!

VeVe:  Yeah, but did he take YOU on a joy ride after you made your pledge?!

Ms. Monkey:  Of course not, he has to make time for little dogs like you.  He and I will have our own special time!

Jeep:  Ms. Monkey I think you're a little to attached to Peapod.  It's okay for him to play with the others and give them kisses you know.

Ms. Monkey:  Don't be ridiculous, he didn't give anyone kisses except for me.  He opens his mouth and generously lets the others put their noses in his mouth...that doesn't constitute as an open mouth kiss.  He only kisses me, because I am his soul mate.

Pumpkinspice: Ms. Monkey I'm sorry, but you need to snap back to reality, you're his playmate NOT his girlfriend.

 

 

VeVe:  Yeah!!!!

Ms. Monkey:  Watch yourself DOG, I can be your worst enemy if you push me too far.

VeVe:  I may be a dog but Peapod needs to put you on a leash!

Ms. Monkey:  At least I'm not likely to give Peapod fleas!

VeVe:  Yeah well...well...I at least have legs which means I can walk away while you just float there with your silly blankey!

Ms. Monkey:  Why...I...I...I never! The nerve!!!

Jeep:  Wow, did that just happen?

Pumpkinspice:  I give it to Peapod, he's only 11 months and he already has two girls fighting over him!

Jeep:  He takes after me, all chicks go wild and run around crazy when I'm around.

Pumpkinspice:  You're not wearing pants Jeep, I'd go wild and runaway too.

 

The Virus Pandemic...da da da!

While on vacation, ApeApe thinks quietly to himself...

 

 

ApeApe:  This little vacation hasn't been so bad.  I guess its a good thing Peapod never got sick when I rubbed him with my home made virus.  Since he didn't get sick before we left, I guess that means he won't get sick after all, and that means no one has to know I did it.  Life is good.

 

A few days later...

 

JackJack:  Troops there's been a virus pandemic, according to the news everyone's getting sick with a 48hr virus.  I've also been in contact with several other bears and they've informed me that their charge has been sick too.  It seems this is a full blown pandemic!  Now we all know, Peapod is exposed to very little germs, but somehow he got sick and I have a strong feeling someone in our party exposed him to this illness.

VeVe:  Boss, no one has left the house since you guys were away, and no one was allowed entry while you were away either.

Ms. Monkey:  Will my Peapod survive?

JackJack:  Yes he's recovering quite nicely and his Mom is taking aggressive action by disinfecting the entire house.

SheepSheep:  A-a-a-aggressive act-t-tion?!

JackJack:  That's why I assembled all of you together.  All of us sitting here have been exposed to Peapod and his virus which means we are now contaminated.

Skittle Monkey:  Oh no, we're going to DIE!!!!

JackJack:  Snap out of it Skittle Monkey, no one's going to die...but we do need a bath.

JoeJoe:  A bath?! As in we have to get into the White Machine of Suds?!

JackJack:  It's alright, I've entered it several times and as you can see I'm still here with no adverse reaction.  Now buddy up, and be brave my comrades!

 

JackJack:  Now remember, this machine is perfectly safe, but keep with your buddy at all costs.  Never separate, its easier to deal with the machine if you have a wash buddy.

VeVe:  But what about you boss, who's going to be your wash buddy?

JackJack:  I don't need a wash buddy, I'll be too busy swimming around making sure you guys don't get tangled with each other.

SheepSheep:  A-a-after this can we just dry out in the air?

JackJack:  Unfortunately not, we then have to go into the White Machine of Fluff.

ApeApe:  Oh this is ridiculous!!!!

Ms. Monkey:  Be quiet, we will do whatever we have to for Peapod.  I will not let my boyfriend down and I won't let you or anyone else get him sick again.

 

JackJack:  Troops, I've spent several hours investigating the virus pandemic and discovered this recipe book.  It clearly notates how to brew a virus and how to implement it for effective damage.  This home grown terrorist was found amongst us; ApeApe, what do you have to say for your actions?

ApeApe:  I wasn't trying to make him deathly ill, I just wanted him to get sick enough that we wouldn't have to go away for the weekend.

Ms. Monkey: *gasp*

VeVe:  For shame, for shame.

JackJack:  So you don't deny these charges?

ApeApe:  No, but no harm done, he's better right?

JackJack:  We got lucky this time, but you will have to be punished for your participation.

ApeApe:  Go ahead, dole out your punishment.

JackJack:  You are responsible for mopping all the floors!

ApeApe:  That's it?!  Easy peasy, I'll just get a few of my buds to help out and then back to play time!

 

ApeApe:  So which one of you guys are going to help me?  Guys?  Guys?  Come on guys, I didn't mean to hurt Peapod bad, I just wanted him to be a tiny bit sick so we could have a nice weekend just hanging out and playing.  It would have been a mini vacation for us.

 

ApeApe:  Skittle Monkey what do you say buddy, help me with the mopping?

Skittle Monkey:  I see no evil.

 

ApeApe:  What about you Ms. Monkey?

Ms. Monkey:  How could you do such a thing?!  I've always tried to take your side, even with your hair brain schemes of toppling Pumpkinspice and Jeep, but this, this is just to horrendous to even consider condoning!!!  He's the love of my life, my boyfriend, and you made him sick!

ApeApe:  Well fine...and just so you know, it would never work out for you and Peapod, you're a monkey and he's a bear....and I've seen him kissing other girls on the playmat too!

Ms. Monkey:  Lies!!! All LIES!!!!!

 

ApeApe:  Well ol' buddy, I guess the floor mopping is between you and I.

JoeJoe: Nope nope.  Just you.

ApeApe:  But, but, we're buddies.

JoeJoe:  Hurting Peapod not nice, not nice at all.  You mop, I play.

 

5 hours later....

 

ApeApe:  This punishment sucks!  I actually think it's worse than Jeep making me Peapod's Drool Toy!  Never again, never ever again will I brew a virus recipe.  Hope there's still time for play time.

 

 

Personal Note from Pumpkinspice and Jeep:  Thank you to all the Veterans for serving and thank you to all those still serving.  Without your selfless sacrifice, we wouldn't be free Bears, you all are truly our Heroes!  Happy 4th of July!!!!

 

 

Weekend Trip Away...

 

 

Jeep:  Hey JackJack what are you doing with all of Peapod's clothes?

Pumpkinspice:  You know Mom's not going to let you wear them...she wouldn't let us, so you might as well put them back.

JackJack:  No it's nothing like that, I'm packing Peapod's clothes for the weekend since we're all going to Assateague Island.  Let me ask you guys a question...do you think I should pack the plaid shorts or his camo shorts.  And which sunglasses do you like better, oh and how do you like these shoes?  You think Peapod will look nice in these colors?

Jeep:  I don't know about you Pumpkinspice, but this conversation got a little too girly for me, I'm outta here.

Pumpkinspice:  I'm with Jeep on this JackJack, I'm going to go pack my bags...good luck with all the uh uh accessories.

JackJack:  Hmmmph, just cause I want our little guy to look nice.  Whatever!

 

  

JackJack:  Alright, JoeJoe and VeVe we need to talk.

VeVe:  What's up boss?

JackJack:  VeVe while the family and I are away you're in charge of guarding the house.  No intruders are allowed in under any circumstances.  If you must, you have permission to use extreme force.
 

 

VeVe:  Special Forces VeVe on the job!!!! 

JackJack:  JoeJoe, I'm leaving SheepSheep in charge of the playmat this time.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure....wait, what?

JackJack:  Look JoeJoe, you're a good bear and all, but I think SheepSheep has the finesse to maintain civility in the playmat area....and this means you can take a nice vacation of your own too.
 

 

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, I think I could get some good naps in while Peapod's out.

JackJack:  Exactly!
 

SheepSheep:  I-I-I'm in c-c-charge?

JackJack:  That's right.  Now do me a favor and make sure no parties while I'm gone.  That's the main reason why I can't leave JoeJoe in charge.

SheepSheep:  Y-y-you knew a-a-about the parties while you were on v-v-vacation?

JackJack:  Yeah but we all know ApeApe was behind it all, so JoeJoe is getting off light this time.

 

 

JackJack:  Hey Octi I need you too find some beach toys for Peapod while I finish packing.

Octi:  I'm on it.

JackJack:  Make sure they're safe for him, nothing too small or too big.

Octi:  JackJack, I'm an octopus which means finding the right beach toy for Peapod is in my area of expertise.  Don't you fret, I'll have him beach ready in a jiffy with all kinds of goodies he can play with while he's there.

JackJack:  Alright troops, line up.  As you all know, the family and I are going on vacation this weekend.  I've made arrangements for everyone's protection and VeVe will be on security duty 24/7.  As for who's in charge in my place, I've decided SheepSheep will best suit all our needs.

ApeApe:  We'll miss you while you're gone JackJack, but JoeJoe and I hope you have a great time with Peapod.
JackJack:  Oh didn't I tell you ApeApe?  You're coming along with us.
ApeApe:  But why?!  I mean you don't need me, I think I should stay behind and help out.
JackJack:  Oh you mean the way you helped out last time I went on vacation?  Did you seriously think I wouldn't find out about the party you convinced JoeJoe to throw?!  No I think it's best to keep a close eye on you.

Pumpkinspice:  Oh this is bad, very bad.  ApeApe's going to ruin our vacation!
Jeep:  What's the worst he can do?  Poison Peapod?  Ha!  Good luck with that, JackJack will keep him on a tight leash.  Don't worry Pumpkinspice, our vacation is going to be spectacular!



.........

ApeApe:  Ha!  We can't go if Peapod's sick, and if Peapod's sick that means no play time, and no play time means a nice little vacation for me without having to leave the comforts of home.

To Be Continued........................................


Father's Day Surprise!!!!

 

Jeep:  Let's face it Pumpkinspice, my gift tops your gift and Peapod's hands down.

Pumpkinspice:  Just cause you got a bunch of Raven related items that doesn't mean your gift will please Dad like my gift will.  Your gift simply address's his love for football which has absolutely nothing to do with be being a Father.

Jeep:  Yeah well, my gift is autographed by the author in both books!  And its personalized, and they both went to school with each other...so if you think about it, my gift is way better than any stupid gift you could come up with because I got a famous sports guy that Dad knows to help out with his first Father's Day!

 

Pumpkinspice:  I don't know, you sure you didn't just take a magic marker and sign it yourself?!

Jeep:  Come on!  My handwriting isn't that fancy...and when have I ever signed anything with Cheers followed with a martini glass?!  Just admit you're jealous that my gift kicks your gift to the curb.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Nope, my gift rocks.  I bought him a book that he could read to Peapod.  See, and it has a Daddy bear and a baby bear in it just like Peapod and Dad. Admit it, my gift truly address's Father's Day and Dad's love for his little cubs!

Jeep:  That's it, we're going to settle this once and for all and open Peapod's gift to Dad and really decide who bought the better gift for Dad!

Pumpkinspice:  You're on!

 

Jeep:  Geez, this thing is huge, get up here and help me open this thing.

Pumpkinspice:  Can't you see I'm trying?!  I can't get my leg up there, it's too high!

 

Jeep:  Wow this is horrible wrapping.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah it must be a really bad gift...I mean what was Peapod thinking wrapping his gift in wrinkled brown paper?!

 

Jeep:  No stinking way!

Pumpkinspice:  How did he get that for Dad?!  Those are the hardest toys to find!

Jeep:  I know...and it's better than our gift!

Pumpkinspice:  I think he cheated...I mean how did he come up with the idea of finding a martini shaking toy for Dad all on his own?!  I know Peapod loves it when Dad shakes up a martini and let's him touch the cold shaker, but come on there's no way he knew there was a battery operated toy that related to their little "game" they played together!

Jeep:  I bet JackJack helped him out.

Pumpkinspice:  That rascal...that's ok, we'll get him next year.

Jeep:  Yeah we'll collaborate next time.

JackJack Goes On Vacation

 

JackJack:  JoeJoe, I'm leaving you in charge of the playmat while I take the week off.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

JackJack:  While I'm gone you'll need to keep the place clean.  So make sure you pick up the playmat, dust, wipe the floor, and rotate everyone out.

JoeJoe: Sure sure.

JackJack:  You sure you don't need to write that down?

JoeJoe:  Nope...dust, wipe, rotate..got it.

JackJack:  No, you need to pick up all the toys first, then dust.  This way no one gets dirty when you clean up.  Only a few toys at a time in the playmat area so Peapod can romp around and rotate everyone so they each get a chance to entertain Peapod.  Now you sure you got this?

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

 

JackJack:  Guys do me a solid and help JoeJoe out while I'm gone.  He's a good bear and all, but let's face it he's no Einstein.

Jeep:  We've got you covered buddy.  So what do you have planned for your vacation?

JackJack:  I'm going upstairs to watch some tv and catch up on all the new shows...gave your Mom my itinerary of when I expect my meals and what I like to eat and so forth.

Jeep and Pumpkinspice:  AND SHE AGREED?!

JackJack:  Not a chance, but she did say she'd bring me a glass of chocolate milk and told me where your Dad keeps the remote for the big tv.

Pumpkinspice:  Now that sounds like Mom.  Well have a good vacation.



 

JackJack:  Awwwww, this is the life.... 

 

Jeep:  What in the world happened here?!

Pumpkinspice:  JackJack has only been gone a day!

Jeep:  Its going to be a LONG week for us...better wake JoeJoe up.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  JoeJoe..pssst JoeJoe, wake up man!

JoeJoe: Uh-oh..sure sure, I'm awake.

Jeep:  What happened?!  JackJack's been gone one day and already this place is a mess.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, well ApeApe thought a little party with just a couple of us would be nice and I got sleepy and well I guess it got a little crazy.

Pumpkinspice:  It's going to take FOREVER for you to clean this mess up.

Jeep:  You have exactly ONE WEEK, you better get started!  And you better hope JackJack doesn't get wind of this or you're done for.

JoeJoe:  Done for?

Pumpkinspice:  Done for...as in no playmat privileges, no fun time with Peapod...done for as in JackJack will kick you out of the house.

JoeJoe: But, but...EVERYONE GET UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

 

One week later....

 

 

JoeJoe:  Now remember, JackJack can never know about the party.  If I go down, we all go down.

 

 

JackJack:  Gotta give it to you JoeJoe, I didn't think you had it in you.  The place looks fantastic.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

Pumpkinspice: You should of seen it...

Jeep:  Be quiet Pumpkinspice.

JackJack:  What was that?

JoeJoe: Uh-oh he meant when we we're cleaning, you should of seen how hard we all worked.

JackJack:  You mean everyone helped out with the cleaning?!

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, can't take all the credit.

Happy Mother's Day...It's Going To Be Epic!

Pumpkinspice:  Why's it called Mother's Day?

Jeep: Because that's when everyone celebrates everything their Mother's do for them...they get one whole day of thank you's.

Pumpkinspice: So they only get one day of the year? Sure doesn't seem right to get just one day.  I mean Mom works ALOT when it comes to caring for us and Peapod.

Jeep: I guess not when you look at it that way.

Pumpkinspice: Seriously, I think you're wrong, surely it's more than just one day.  I mean celebrating me for one day wouldn't be enough for all those diaper changes...not to mention all those boogies she has to clean.

Jeep: Well I didn't make the rules, but at least we got her some good gifts.

Pumpkinspice: We sure did, but I still think one day out of the whole year isn't enough to show Mom how much we appreciate her for everything she does.

Jeep: I think Mom's going to really enjoy this book, it's VERY informative.

Pumpkinspice:I think you're right, after all Mom is terrified of zombies and this should tell her how to handle all zombie situations...

Pumpkinspice: You know this book could even help you survive Peapod's toddler years too I bet.

Jeep: I don't think Mom would approve of us harpooning Peapod.

Pumpkinspice: Oh well I guess not...then again...

Jeep: Man oh man! Mom sure is going to love this bracelet!

Pumpkinspice: It sure is sparkly, Peapod's got great taste in jewelry.

Jeep: You know I think Mom's really going to love her Mother's Day.

Pumpkinspice: It's going to be EPIC...you don't think she's going to expect this every Mother's Day do you?

Jeep: Well it's too late now, we already got her the gifts!

Pumpkinspice: You know what?

Jeep: What?

Pumpkinspice: We have a whole year to come up with next year's Mother's Day.

Jeep: Hmmm, we better start strategizing now then. 



It's A Hard Knock Life...

 

Pumpkinspice:  Hey Jeep, doesn't that sheep look familiar?

Jeep:  Yeah she sure does...hey you come closer to the cage please.

 

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes?

Pumpkinspice:  What's your name?

SheepSheep:  M-m-my full name is L-l-little Bo Peep, but you can c-c-call me SheepSheep.

Jeep:  Hi SheepSheep...do we know you?  You look really familiar.

SheepSheep:  No, n-n-no...I don't t-t-think so.  I should g-g-go now.

Pumpkinspice:  Wait, why you so skittish?

SheepSheep:  I..I..I don't think JackJack would like m-m-me staying to close to t-t-the cage walls.

 

JackJack:  Hey!  What you doing over there SheepSheep?!

Jeep:  Relax JackJack, we're talking to her.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, stop being soooo bossy!

SheepSheep:  Th-th-thanks guys.

Pumpkinspice: No worries, we've got your back.  JackJack means well, but he can get a little bossy at times.

SheepSheep:  C-c-can you...help...me...escape?

Jeep:  Escape?!  Don't you like Peapod?

SheepSheep:  It-it-it's not like that, he seems nice...

Pumpkinspice:  Then why do you want to leave?

SheepSheep:  I-I-I wasn't meant to b-b-be caged in.  I was m-m-meant to ro-ro-roam free on the cliffs of Ireland w-w-with the ocean breeze ruffling my wool...

 

 

SheepSheep:  L-l-look at my eyes...I-I'm going t-t-to go in-in-insane if I stay c-c-caged too much longer, I-I-I wasn't m-m-meant for this h-h-hard knock life!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh that's so sad, Jeep can we help her?

Jeep:  Well, I'd like to but SheepSheep the cage is meant to keep Peapod safe which is why you guys are all in there...but maybe we can simulate the cliffs of Ireland to help you adjust.

 

SheepSheep:  Oh that w-w-would be so n-n-nice.

Jeep:  How's the breeze?

SheepSheep:  A-a-a little l-l-less please.

Pumpkinspice:  How's the salt water?

SheepSheep:  M-m-more salt p-p-p-lease.

Jeep:  Feeling more at home now?

SheepSheep: Oooooh this is l-l-lovely!!!!!!