Happy Mother's Day...It's Going To Be Epic!

Pumpkinspice:  Why's it called Mother's Day?

Jeep: Because that's when everyone celebrates everything their Mother's do for them...they get one whole day of thank you's.

Pumpkinspice: So they only get one day of the year? Sure doesn't seem right to get just one day.  I mean Mom works ALOT when it comes to caring for us and Peapod.

Jeep: I guess not when you look at it that way.

Pumpkinspice: Seriously, I think you're wrong, surely it's more than just one day.  I mean celebrating me for one day wouldn't be enough for all those diaper changes...not to mention all those boogies she has to clean.

Jeep: Well I didn't make the rules, but at least we got her some good gifts.

Pumpkinspice: We sure did, but I still think one day out of the whole year isn't enough to show Mom how much we appreciate her for everything she does.

Jeep: I think Mom's going to really enjoy this book, it's VERY informative.

Pumpkinspice:I think you're right, after all Mom is terrified of zombies and this should tell her how to handle all zombie situations...

Pumpkinspice: You know this book could even help you survive Peapod's toddler years too I bet.

Jeep: I don't think Mom would approve of us harpooning Peapod.

Pumpkinspice: Oh well I guess not...then again...

Jeep: Man oh man! Mom sure is going to love this bracelet!

Pumpkinspice: It sure is sparkly, Peapod's got great taste in jewelry.

Jeep: You know I think Mom's really going to love her Mother's Day.

Pumpkinspice: It's going to be EPIC...you don't think she's going to expect this every Mother's Day do you?

Jeep: Well it's too late now, we already got her the gifts!

Pumpkinspice: You know what?

Jeep: What?

Pumpkinspice: We have a whole year to come up with next year's Mother's Day.

Jeep: Hmmm, we better start strategizing now then. 



It's A Hard Knock Life...

 

Pumpkinspice:  Hey Jeep, doesn't that sheep look familiar?

Jeep:  Yeah she sure does...hey you come closer to the cage please.

 

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes?

Pumpkinspice:  What's your name?

SheepSheep:  M-m-my full name is L-l-little Bo Peep, but you can c-c-call me SheepSheep.

Jeep:  Hi SheepSheep...do we know you?  You look really familiar.

SheepSheep:  No, n-n-no...I don't t-t-think so.  I should g-g-go now.

Pumpkinspice:  Wait, why you so skittish?

SheepSheep:  I..I..I don't think JackJack would like m-m-me staying to close to t-t-the cage walls.

 

JackJack:  Hey!  What you doing over there SheepSheep?!

Jeep:  Relax JackJack, we're talking to her.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, stop being soooo bossy!

SheepSheep:  Th-th-thanks guys.

Pumpkinspice: No worries, we've got your back.  JackJack means well, but he can get a little bossy at times.

SheepSheep:  C-c-can you...help...me...escape?

Jeep:  Escape?!  Don't you like Peapod?

SheepSheep:  It-it-it's not like that, he seems nice...

Pumpkinspice:  Then why do you want to leave?

SheepSheep:  I-I-I wasn't meant to b-b-be caged in.  I was m-m-meant to ro-ro-roam free on the cliffs of Ireland w-w-with the ocean breeze ruffling my wool...

 

 

SheepSheep:  L-l-look at my eyes...I-I'm going t-t-to go in-in-insane if I stay c-c-caged too much longer, I-I-I wasn't m-m-meant for this h-h-hard knock life!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh that's so sad, Jeep can we help her?

Jeep:  Well, I'd like to but SheepSheep the cage is meant to keep Peapod safe which is why you guys are all in there...but maybe we can simulate the cliffs of Ireland to help you adjust.

 

SheepSheep:  Oh that w-w-would be so n-n-nice.

Jeep:  How's the breeze?

SheepSheep:  A-a-a little l-l-less please.

Pumpkinspice:  How's the salt water?

SheepSheep:  M-m-more salt p-p-p-lease.

Jeep:  Feeling more at home now?

SheepSheep: Oooooh this is l-l-lovely!!!!!!

The Toe Eating Spider

 

Jeep:  What are you doing scaling the cage?

Pumpkinspice:  I need to find Peapod's old shoes.

Jeep:  What do you need those things for?  And why would you look in his cage with the toys?!

Pumpkinspice:  Because there's a HUGE, I mean GIGANTIC toe eating spider on the loose...and you know Mom's not very good at putting things where they belong.  It's like she's lost her marbles once Peapod showed up.

Jeep:  How big we talking?

Pumpkinspice:  The size of a house!

Jeep:  I've got to see this!

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  See, he's enormous!  Bet you wish you had Peapod's shoes on now too.

 

Jeep:  That's it?!  You're freaking out over him?  What's he gonna do, pinch your toes?! Ha!

Pumpkinspice:  Shhhh, he can hear you, and I don't care what you say he's big enough to eat my toes and will go after Peapod's too unless we squash him...hence the shoes!

 

Jeep:  Seriously Pumpkinspice, look how small he is...no bigger than a quarter....and will you look at that, he's already dead.

Pumpkinspice:  No he's not, he chased after my toes when I came up the stairs.

Jeep:  You positive about that story because he's pretty dead.

Pumpkinspice:  Ok fine, he didn't chase me but he definitely bit me!

Jeep:  Right, with his ghostly fangs...

Pumpkinspice:  Hmmmph!!!!!

The Cage!!!!!

 

Jack Jack:  Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!  Tonight, I bring you the ULTIMATE fight of all times.  Good vs. Evil, Bear vs. Ape, and the Magnificent vs. the Lowly!!!

The Crowd:  Jeep, Jeep, Jeep!!!!!!

 

 

Jack Jack:  In the diaper pail corner we have, a sad monkey we call...ApeApe "The Drool Ape!"

ApeApe:  Hey, I can hear you!

 

Jack Jack:  And in the HERO'S corner, we have Jeep "The Pride of Dundalk!"

ApeApe:  Why does he get the grand opening and actual fighter's title?!

Pumpkinspice:  That's because he IS "The Pride of Dundalk!"  Now, focus Jeep, he should be an easy fight, but watch him like a hawk, he's likely to go for your paws and eyes first.

Jeep:  Got it, and don't worry, he's all mine!

 

JackJack:  Looks like ApeApe has given up the fight, Jeep has him high in the air and brings him down hard on his knee...Bane style!

 

Skittle Monkey:  I can't watch...

 

Jeep:  Say it ApeApe, say it and this can all be over.

ApeApe:  Uncle...uncle...UNCLE!!!!

Jack Jack: We have an absolute VICTORY, Jeep will keep his title and the honors of authority that goes with it!!!!

 

 

Jack Jack:  Hoist him high boys, and three cheers for Jeep!!

The Crowd:  Hip hip hoorah!  Hip hip hoorah!  Hip hip hoorah!

Pumpkinspice:  Way to get him Jeep!

Jeep:  Couldn't of done it without you little buddy!

 

 

ApeApe:  What a biased match, look how they all fawn over him!  I want a rematch!

Ms. Monkey:  Can't you just let it go?  Jeep isn't so bad, he's quite fair.

Skittle Monkey:  It's ok buddy, you'll get him next time.

Paci Monkey:  You wanna borrow Peapod's paci?

 

Cooking Like Giada...

 

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  What are we cooking?

Jeep:  We?!  I'm cooking some asparagus for Peapod since Mom's not feeling so good today.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  Oh Oh Oh, I was watching Giada the other day and she had this awesome recipe for asparagus.  Here, I'll pull out all the spices you'll need...just don't put too much since this is for Peapod.

Jeep:  I don't need YOUR help,  I can cook it without YOUR supervision! 

Pumpkinspice:  If you say so...

 

Jeep:  Almost done.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, you really shouldn't blend it that much...Peapod likes his food a little chunky nowadays.

Jeep:  Be quiet, this is MY recipe...and he'll eat it and like it!

Pumpkinspice:  If you say so...this blender sure does make my tushy tickle.

 

Jeep:  Now I just need to stick these in the freezer, and Peapod can have asparagus pops when he's cranky from teething.

Pumpkinspice:  I don't think anyone wants an asparagus popsicle...least of all Peapod.

Jeep:  Don't be dramatic, he'll love them.

Pumpkinspice:  If you say so, but I'm not telling Giada that you ruined her recipe!

The Easter Bunny Does Exist!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Stop fooling around and pass me the blue grass.

Jeep:  Why?  You've got the basket taken care of.

Pumpkinspice:  I sure hope the Easter Bunny doesn't get mad at me for making Peapod his Easter basket.

Jeep:  Don't be silly, there is no such thing as a Bunny that travels around the World giving children candy stuffed in baskets.  Of all the dumb ideas to give little bears.

Pumpkinspice:  Hmmm, when you put it that way, I suppose you're right.

 

Jeep:  Well let's get some egg dipping done!

Pumpkinspice:  I'm surprised you didn't through a fit over having to wear another one of my masks.

Jeep:  Nah, that's because I feel like the character from Donnie Darko...kinda like it.  Which color should we dip the egg in Pumpkinspice?

Pumpkinspice:  Shhhh, use my code name.

Jeep:  I will not refer to you using a code name.

Pumpkinspice:  Do it or I'll pour all the coloring on you.

Jeep:  Fine...Mr. FLUFFY...you play dirty!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Clearly we did an impressive job for our first time.

Jeep:  Are you kidding...they're masterpieces!!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Let's go hide these around Peapod's play mat with his basket...

 

Pumpkinspice:  You told me he didn't exist!!!

Jeep:  Yeah, well I didn't tell you to call yourself Mr. Fluffy!

Snow Day!!!!!

 

Jeep:  PUMPKINSPICE, come quick!!!!  It's snowing!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh, oh oh!!!!!  You think Mom will let us play in it today?

Jeep:  I don't see why not, we did all our chores, odds are in our favor!!!

 

Jeep:  How ya doin in your polar bear outfit Peapod?

Pumpkinspice:  Nice and warm?

Jeep:  Seriously Peapod, if you would just grow your own fur we wouldn't have to put a FAKE fur coat on you!

Pumpkinspice:  Don't be mean Jeep, he might be one of those albino bears.

Jeep:  What's albino got to do with him having no hair?!

Pumpkinspice:  That's what an albino bear is...isn't it? And he's super pale too.

 

Jeep:  Well, for an albino bear he's alright I guess.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, I guess we'll keep you Peapod...even if you don't come with any fur of your own.