The Easter Bunny Does Exist!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Stop fooling around and pass me the blue grass.

Jeep:  Why?  You've got the basket taken care of.

Pumpkinspice:  I sure hope the Easter Bunny doesn't get mad at me for making Peapod his Easter basket.

Jeep:  Don't be silly, there is no such thing as a Bunny that travels around the World giving children candy stuffed in baskets.  Of all the dumb ideas to give little bears.

Pumpkinspice:  Hmmm, when you put it that way, I suppose you're right.

 

Jeep:  Well let's get some egg dipping done!

Pumpkinspice:  I'm surprised you didn't through a fit over having to wear another one of my masks.

Jeep:  Nah, that's because I feel like the character from Donnie Darko...kinda like it.  Which color should we dip the egg in Pumpkinspice?

Pumpkinspice:  Shhhh, use my code name.

Jeep:  I will not refer to you using a code name.

Pumpkinspice:  Do it or I'll pour all the coloring on you.

Jeep:  Fine...Mr. FLUFFY...you play dirty!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Clearly we did an impressive job for our first time.

Jeep:  Are you kidding...they're masterpieces!!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Let's go hide these around Peapod's play mat with his basket...

 

Pumpkinspice:  You told me he didn't exist!!!

Jeep:  Yeah, well I didn't tell you to call yourself Mr. Fluffy!

Snow Day!!!!!

 

Jeep:  PUMPKINSPICE, come quick!!!!  It's snowing!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh, oh oh!!!!!  You think Mom will let us play in it today?

Jeep:  I don't see why not, we did all our chores, odds are in our favor!!!

 

Jeep:  How ya doin in your polar bear outfit Peapod?

Pumpkinspice:  Nice and warm?

Jeep:  Seriously Peapod, if you would just grow your own fur we wouldn't have to put a FAKE fur coat on you!

Pumpkinspice:  Don't be mean Jeep, he might be one of those albino bears.

Jeep:  What's albino got to do with him having no hair?!

Pumpkinspice:  That's what an albino bear is...isn't it? And he's super pale too.

 

Jeep:  Well, for an albino bear he's alright I guess.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, I guess we'll keep you Peapod...even if you don't come with any fur of your own.

St. Patty Day Mayhem

 

Jeep:  Sometimes, its nice to dress up and drink some coffee.

Pumpkinspice:  Especially, on Saint Patrick's Day...but I don't get why Leprechauns get their own holiday.

Jeep:  Its a real puzzle to me as well.

Pumpkinspice:  You think we'll ever meet a real leprechaun?

Jeep:  No.

Pumpkinspice:  Why not?!

Jeep:  Cause they live in Ireland.

Pumpkinspice:  You don't think they travel?

Jeep:  No, they only like green areas.

Pumpkinspice:  Well, there's a lot of green here too!

Jeep:  It's not the same shade of green like they have in Ireland.

Pumpkinspice:  Oh...well then you wouldn't be surprised if Peapod's eaten by a leprechaun then.

 

Jeep:  Don't be ridiculous, I told you there's no leprechauns here...wait what did you just say?

Pumpkinspice:  Peapod's getting eaten by a leprechaun.

Jeep:  Don't panic I know what to do...just need to find a gold coin and a cage to lure him away from Peapod.

Pumpkinspice: Hahahahahha, we tricked you!!!!!

Jeep:  Not cool, not cool at all!!!!!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Check it out, I've got leprechaun feet!!

 

Push Cart Fun...

 Pumpkinspice:  You know MomMom buys Peapod some of the coolest toys.

Jeep:  Yeah that jumper sure was fun, wasn't it Pumpkinspice? HaHa..

Pumpkinspice:  I still haven't forgiven you for that...hey, how can we play with his walker?

Jeep:  Let's pretend its a push cart, and race it around the living room.

Pumpkinspice:  But our feet don't touch the ground.

Jeep:  No worries, we'll take turns pushing each other around.

Pumpkinspice:  Geez Jeep, you weigh a ton!!!

Jeep:  Come on Pumpkinspice, put you're back into it, I haven't even budged yet!

Pumpkinspice:  This is a two bear job!

JackJack:  Oh my gosh Jeep!  How many biscuits and gravy have you been eating since coming to MomMom's?!

Jeep:  It's not my fault, she keeps spoon feeding me more!  Just give a real good push you two!

Pumpkinspice:  We're trying!!!!!!!!!

While The Cats Gone, The Mice Will Play!

Jeep:  Hey this bouncer ain't too bad.

Pumpkinspice:  I know, lets both bounce in it at the same time...I bet we can really get it going with our combined weight.

Jeep:  You're on!!!!

JackJack:  Hey, Hey!!! What do you two think you're doing?!

Pumpkinspice: Bouncing...duh!

JackJack:  I can see what you're doing, the question was really rhetorical and more of a statement of get the heck out of Peapod's bouncer!

Jeep:  Why?  He's out of town with Mom so he's not using it.

Pumpkinspice:  And since its just sitting here not being used we figured we could have a little fun in it.

JackJack:  No, you can't!!! It's his bouncer, bought for him, used by him, and its on MY play mat so I can dictate who gets to use it when he's not around...and I didn't give you two permission to use his stuff! 

Jeep:  Technically, its Peapod's play mat and he just lets you run it.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah!

 JackJack:   Whatever...get out of HIS bouncer!

Jeep:  Ok, come on Pumpkinspice we know when we're not wanted.

Pumpkinspice:  I was getting bored of his bouncer anyways...come on Jeep I know another thing we can do...

JackJack: You better pick up all those toys and shoes right now!

Jeep:  But JackJack, look at the pretty snow angel Pumpkinspice made! Hahaha!

JackJack:  I can't wait for Peapod and his Mom to get back home...you two are sooooooo going to get it!

Pumpkinspice:  She's not going to believe you, you have no proof! 

Jeep:  Quit being a tattletale!

JackJack:  This bouncer is kinda nice...perfect height to watch over my play mat!

Pumpkinspice:  Ha, we knew it, you're playing with Peapod's stuff when we're not looking!

Jeep:  And I have the picture to prove it, so go ahead and tell on us to Mom, we're just hand her this picture of you playing with his bouncer.

JackJack:  Let's talk this over reasonably....

Wrapping Paper Fiasco!

Pumpkinspice:  We should wrap Mom's birthday present in the pink wrapper since its close to Valentine's Day.

Jeep:  We wrapped the gifts Peapod bought her in the pink wrapper like you wanted, let's wrap it with my striped paper.

Pumpkinspice:  NO!  I want the pink paper.

Jeep:  I already gave in on the other packages, so we're going to do it in my paper!

Pumpkinspice:  NO NO NO!  I WANT THE PINK PAPER!!!

Jeep:  Bet you never yell at me again!

Dad:  JEEP!  You know better than that...

Jeep:  But he yelled at me about wanting to wrap our present to Mom in the pink paper.

Dad:  I know but you're the older bear and sometimes that means you'll have to make more compromises than you may want to.

 Jeep:  Fine, I'll untape him but he better not yell at me again.

Pumpkinspice:  Well, I think our package looks awesome!

Jeep:  Yeah only cause you got your way with the stupid pink paper!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, but look how nicely our two papers look on our present.

Jeep:  Whatever....

SuperBowl Winners!!!!!!

 

Jeep:  What a wonderful day!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Go back to bed its too early!

Jeep:  Come on Pumpkinspice, we won the SuperBowl!!! It's time to get up and smell the roses!

Pumpkinspice:  It's February, the roses are dead...and I'm too tired to jump for joy right now!

Jeep:  Ok well, let's play outside in the fresh air...you can practically smell the Raven joy in the air.

Pumpkinspice:  Look, I'm happy we won the SuperBowl, really I am, but its 5AM and we didn't go to bed until 2AM from all the celebrating we did...GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!!!

Jeep:  I'll make you a nice cup of hot chocolate, and cut you a nice slice of Raven cake if you get up with me now.

Pumpkinspice:  Anything to make you shut up...any other time you growl at me if I wake you up, but noooooo suddenly we win the SuperBowl and you become 20 years younger.

Jeep:  I never went to sleep last night...I'm running on sugar fumes right now.

Pumpkinspice:  No wonder you're bouncing off the walls....

Jeep:  Let's watch the highlights from the game, and then we can watch BRAVEHEART....ooh ooh and then we can watch The Dark Knight Rises tooooooo....this day is going to be EPIC!!!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Whatever, let's just get this over with....