Pumpkinspice: Ok I'm back with all the teething rings I could find.
Jeep: We won't need any of them, Peapod likes to chew on Mom's knuckle.
Pumpkinspice: Zzzzzombie!!!
Jeep: Where? Let me at him- protect Peapod!
Pumpkinspice: Nnno, Pppeapod's the ZOMBIE!!!
Jeep: What?! He's not a zombie you blockhead!
Pumpkinspice: He chews on Mom's finger...last I checked that means he's in the zombie category.
Jeep: You've been watching too much Walking Dead...and even if he was a zombie, what's the worst he could do?! Gum us to death? Honestly Pumpkinspice, you'd pee your pants just looking at your own reflection.
Pumpkinspice: I'm still sleeping with my baseball bat...just in case.
Jeep: Man! I was so ready for the Zombie Apocolypse too!!!
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