Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Hypnotic.....

 
Jeep:  How's the music?  Is it loud enough for Peapod?
Pumpkinspice:  Its perfect, he'll be able to hear it loud and clear.
Jeep:  What about the lights, are they too much?
Pumpkinspice:  ...
Jeep: Are you listening?  I asked how are the lights?
Pumpkinspice: ...
Jeep: PUMPKINSPICE!
Pumpkinspice:  Huh? What?
Jeep:  Sheesh, what are you doing down there...daydreaming?!
Pumpkinspice:  No, I don't think so.  The lights are really hypnotic.
Jeep:  In other words, they work just fine.  I'm going to go do the laundry.

20 Minutes Later...
 

Ms. Monkey:  Are you sure we have to brainwash Pumpkinspice?
ApeApe:  Of course we do, how else are we going to be the favorites.  With him as an allie, we can take over the nursery and Peapod will acknowledge us as higher beings than the bears!  Muahahaha!


Jeep:  Oh no you don't ApeApe, wake up Pumpkinspice!
ApeApe:  Nooooooooo!
Pumpkinspice:  What just happened?
Jeep: ApeApe was trying to brainwash you with the flashing lights!
ApeApe:  It would have worked too, but you had to foil my plans!
Jeep: As punishment I envoke The Law of Hiearchy!
ApeApe:  No please, I'd rather you banish me!
Jeep: The punishment must fit the crime; therefore, you will spend the rest of your days as Peapod's drool buddy or until he deams your services are no longer required.  And if you fellow Monkeys don't disperse IMMEDIATELY, you'll meet the same fate!
 ApeApe:  This isn't over!

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