SheepSheep The Trouble Maker

 

JackJack:  SheepSheep, did you throw all these blocks on the floor?

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes.

JackJack:  Pick them up.

SheepSheep: W-w-why?

JackJack:  (sigh)  Because Peapod's Dad doesn't like to step on toy mines, now get to it!

 

 

Jeep:  You better get down from there!

SheepSheep:  W-w-why?

Jeep:  Because you're going to knock down the lamp and cause a fire!

SheepSheep:  F-f-fine.

 

 

JackJack:  Now what are you getting into?!

SheepSheep:  W-w-who me?

JackJack:  Yes you, I only ever yell at you anymore, get off the entertainment center!

SheepSheep:  B-b-but...

JackJack:  No but's just do it, and quit getting in trouble!!!!!

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  I don't get it, SheepSheep used to be so sweet and innocent...what happened?

JackJack:  Peapod happened!

Jeep:  Hey now, don't go blaming our little brother just because you can't control her!

JackJack:  That's not what I mean, its just now that he's exploring his World they both seem to find ways to undermine your Mom and I together.

Pumpkinspice:  Still sounds like you're blaming Peapod for SheepSheep being a bad seed.

JackJack:  Ok maybe I am, but hear me out before you try to throttle me in your brother's defense.  When your Mom yells at Peapod not to do something, he immediately turns to SheepSheep and convinces her to do what he was just told NOT to do.  So you can see why SheepSheep gets into everything and does everything she's not supposed to do anymore.

Jeep:  Is it always like this?

JackJack:  Yeah, except nap time.  Those are the most glorious 2 hours of my life...and bedtime too.

Pumpkinspice:  So basically whenever Peapod is sleeping, SheepSheep's with him.

JackJack:  Exactly! 

 

2 HOURS LATER

 

 

JackJack:  SheepSheep!

SheepSheep:  I-I-I didn't d-d-do it!

JackJack:  So you're telling me the clothes just suddenly exploded out of the basket and you just happen to be sitting where they landed?!

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes.

JackJack:  I'm not buying it, pick them all up and put them away!

 

 

JackJack:  What are you doing?!

SheepSheep:  N-n-nothing.

JackJack:  Then why is Peapod's toothbrush in the floor vent?!

SheepSheep:  O-o-oh it d-d-doesn't go there?

JackJack:  YOU KNOW IT DOESN'T GO THERE!

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  Oh man, SheepSheep you better get down from there right now!

SheepSheep:  B-b-but its sooooooo s-s-shiny!

Pumpkinspice:  PLEASE GET DOWN, YOU'RE GOING TO FALL OFF THE COUNTER AND MOM WILL FREAK!

 

 

JackJack:  THAT'S IT!  I'VE HAD IT!  NOW YOU'RE GETTING INTO THE END TABLE DRAWERS....TIMEOUT, RIGHT NOW!

 

 

SheepSheep:  (sniff, sniff)

JackJack:  Ok you've been in time out for 5 minutes now, think you can behave?

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes.

JackJack:  Ok come out of time out. 

 

 

SheepSheep:  Awwwww m-m-man, they t-t-tied the draw s-s-shut! 

 

 

SheepSheep:  Oooooooh b-b-books!

Pumpkinspice:  JackJack she's knocking the books off the table.

JackJack:  I don't care, I'm taking 5 for my own sanity!

 

Sharing Is Caring

 

JackJack:  What's up guys?  Haven't seen you two in a few days.

Jeep:  We're under quarantine.

JackJack:  Why?  Peapod is over the stomach flu now.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, but Mom doesn't want us to spread it back to him.

Jeep:  It's a real shame, miss hanging out with you guys but you know we gotta all do what's best for Peapod, you better stay out there, wouldn't want you to be under quarantine either.

JackJack:  Oh man, it must be TORTURE!!

Pumpkinspice:  It's not that bad, we...

Jeep: Zip it Pumpkinspice!

JackJack: No, no, what were you saying Pumpkinspice?

Pumpkinspice: Nothing, I wasn't saying anything...must be my fever making me talk gibberish, yeah that's it.

Jeep:  Wait, what are you doing, we told you we're under quarantine...don't you dare come in this room!

JackJack:  I'll take my chances, now what game are you two playing?

Jeep:  Way to blow it Pumpkinspice!

Pumpkinspice:  Well, it's too late now, cat's out of the bag, might as well tell him...what I was saying before is it's not all that bad.  Mom let's us watch whatever we want, we have no bedtime, we get all food served to us in bed, and all she asks is we limit our venturing out and about to just the bathroom and here.

JackJack:  Can we order movies?

Jeep:  Yup and our ''quarantine'' lasts for one whole week!

 

 

VeVe:  Hey JackJack, there you are.  I thought you were just going to check on them but two hours later here I finally find you!

JackJack:  Oh sorry, I'm under quarantine from Peapod now...come on in and join us.

VeVe:  Sweet, I'm in!

 

 

ApeApe:  I told you those two would be in here with Pumpkinspice and Jeep...already shirking your responsibilities JacJack?!

JoeJoe:  Sure, sure.

VeVe:  Get in here you two, we're under quarantine from Peapod.

ApeApe:  No Peapod?  For how long?

JackJack:  One whole gloriously, beautiful Peapod free week!

 

 

ApeApe:  I'm nearly to the top, I can almost taste a week of freedom.

JackJack:  Sure, sure...what we do now?

 

 

ApeApe:  Let's watch a movie!

JackJack:  Oh that's a great idea, I'm so tired of watching toddler shows like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Blue's Clues, or Team Umizoomi.  Don't get me wrong I enjoy them since Peapod does, but I can handle only so much before I'm bored out of my mind!

ApeApe:  Yeah let's shake it up a bit and get crazy.

 

 

JackJack:  I'm taking suggestions...

VeVe:  Let's watch FROZEN!!!  It has action, romance, and singing all rolled into one!

JackJack:  Now your talking my kinda language, Frozen it is!!

 

 

Jeep:  You just HAD to open your big mouth!

Pumpkinspice:  It's not my fault their idea of shaking it up is watching a chick-flick like Frozen.

 

 

JackJack:  Hey, where you two going?

Jeep:  Downstairs, I've had a enough thrill for one day.

Pumpkinspice:  Ditto.

JackJack:  But you're under quarantine...what about Peapod?!

Pumpkinspice and Jeep:  Sharing is caring.

 

 

 

No Bananas For You!

 

Jeep:  Let's go get a few toys out of Peapod's room to play with while he takes a nap.

Pumpkinspice:  Awesome idea...what is this?!  Hey, I can't get the door open, what gives?

Jeep:  Awww man, Mom must of boobie trapped his door shut, look around for something that can give us an idea of what we're working with.

 

Pumpkinspice:  I think I found something...door monkey?  What's a door monkey?

Jeep:  Don't know but we have an expert in house that can help...ApeApe!  ApeApe!!  APEAPE!!!!!

 

ApeApe:  What...what?

Pumpkinspice:  Took you long enough?

ApeApe:  I just ran up a flight of stairs, and the way Jeep was screaming I thought it was an emergency!!!!!!!

Jeep:  It kinda is, what's a door monkey?

ApeApe:  How should I know?!

Pumpkinspice:  Well it's got monkey in the title...

ApeApe:  Seriously?!  You called me up here because something has the word monkey in it and I'm supposed to know what it is?!!!!!

Jeep:  Well....you're a monkey...aren't you?

ApeApe:  Yes I'm a MONKEY, but just cause I'm a monkey that doesn't mean I know all things about monkeys!  That's like assuming you know all things about Bears!

Pumpkinspice:  Why wouldn't we know all things about bears?!  We take being bears VERY seriously!

ApeApe:  There's no way you know all things about bears!

Jeep:  I don't get why you're so cranky, we just asked you a simple question!

Pumpkinspice:  Maybe he's cranky cause he's hungry?

ApeApe:  Hello!  I'm standing right here!!

Jeep:  Maybe we should get him a ban....

ApeApe:  YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!  WERE YOU JUST GOING TO OFFER ME A BANANA?!

Jeep:  Well yeah, don't you like bananas?

Pumpkinspice:  I specifically remember ApeApe saying he loved bananas this morning.

ApeApe:  I do love them, BUT just because I'm a monkey that doesn't mean I eat bananas!!

Jeep:  I thought all monkeys liked bananas?!

ApeApe:  NO NOT ALL MONKEY LIKE BANANAS, NOT ALL MONKEYS ARE THE SAME EITHER, AND WE DON'T ALL KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT MONKEYS OR THINGS THAT HAVE THE TITLE MONKEY IN IT!!!!!

 

Ms; Monkey:  We heard something about bananas?

Skittle Monkey:  I want a banana, I love bananas.

Ms. Monkey:  Can we have bananas too?

ApeApe:  OH COME ON!

Pumpkinspice:  Of course you guys can have bananas, just as soon as one of you tells us what a door monkey is.

 

Skittle Monkey:  Ooooh ooooh, I know, I know.  It's a door lock that prevents Peapod from opening and closing his door at the same time it prevents him from pinching his fingers.  This way your Mom can peep in on him without opening the door and disturbing his nap.

ApeApe:  Now how in the World do you know that?!

Ms. Monkey:  Well we all know that...well if you're a monkey you do.

Skittle Monkey:  Yeah, you should know that!

Jeep:  Well, next time we'll ask you guys the true Monkey Experts instead of ApeApe the wannabe.

ApeApe:  I'm not a wannabe, this argument is stupid!

Skittle Monkey:  Hey guys, I think I can open this if you want?

Pumpkinspice:  A round of bananas on me!

ApeApe:  Yummy, yummy bananas....

Jeep:  Oh no ApeApe, no bananas for you.

ApeApe:  But I love bananas!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah but it would be rude of us to assume that all monkeys eat bananas.

Jeep:  Whew its a good thing you set us straight on that one.

Pumpkinspice:  Yup a good lesson learned.

ApeApe; But...but...oh come on guys!!!!

Smitty's My Name And Valentine's My Day!

 

VeVe:  Ruff! Ruff!  There's someone at the back door!  Back door! Back door intruder!  Somebody's at the back door!!!!!

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice why don't you go check it out and see what VeVe is all hyped up about.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeeeeeeep!  You need to check this out!

Jeep:  What?  What is it?

 

JackJack:  A pink frog with hearts all over him...it's official, I've seen it all now.

Smitty:  Ribbit, my name's Smitty and Valentine's my day.

 

ApeApe:  Smitty, do you know you're pink and have hearts all over you.  I mean it's not even just a few here and there, no you have tons and I mean tons of hearts ALL over you!

Smitty:  Yes thank you for your astute observation of my particular shade of coloring and further verifying that I'm splattered with hearts...now if you don't mind, you're encroaching on my personal space, ribbit. 

 

 

VeVe:  Who knew pink frogs could be so uppity...wait a minute, his name isn't Smitty!  His name tag is Smittens!

ApeApe:  Oh this is just too good!  A pink frog with hearts on him and his name is Smittens!!!!  I'm dying, this is just the cruelest joke ever!

Smitty:  Yes my name tag is Smittens but I go by Smitty!  And I would greatly appreciate everyone not getting in my PERSONAL space.  I appreciate your hospitality and letting me in, it was quite cold out there but I'm on a Valentine's Day mission.

VeVe:  What kind of mission?

Smitty:  Cupid sent me as a Valentine.

JackJack:  You're telling me the Cherub of Love sent you on a mission here...to this house?!  I thought he only intervened for those in need of a Valentine?

Jeep:  Are you sure you're at the right house?  Maybe you're supposed to go next door, there's a bunch of single guys over there...they definitely need your help.

Smitty:  No Cupid was very specific and sent me here to this house.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep?  Mom and Dad aren't having marital problems are they?

Jeep:  Don't be absurd!

Smitty:  I'm not here for them either...now kindly point me to the little girl that lives here.

JackJack:  Little girl?

Jeep:  Now I KNOW you've got the wrong house.

Smitty:  There's not a little girl by the name of Peapod that lives here?

ApeApe:  Oh this is just priceless!  Cupid sends a boy frog to our home as a Valentine for our Peapod...who's a BOY!!!! Hahaha!

Smitty:  Wait, Peapod is a boy?!  Oh no no no this won't do!  How am I supposed to be a Valentine for Peapod if he's a boy?!

Jeep:  I hate to break it to you, but even if Peapod was a girl you still wouldn't be his Valentine.

Smitty: Preposterous!! 

 

Pumpkinspice:  See Smitty, SheepSheep is Peapod's Valentine...well technically she's his cuddle buddy 24/7.  He only has eyes for her, she's his favorite and she's content to be his snuggle buddy.

 

Smitty:  But, but...then I don't have a Valentine?  At all?

Jeep:  Buck up my little pink friend, there's always next year for you.

Pumpkinspice:  Besides, did you really want to be a Valentine for a boy?

Smitty:  Well no, but it would have been nice to be somebody's Valentine.

Jeep:  Well it's settle then, you can be Mom's Valentine from us.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah!!!

Smitty:  Smitty's back in business!!!!!  Happy Valentine's Day to everyone!!! RIBBIT!