No Bananas For You!

 

Jeep:  Let's go get a few toys out of Peapod's room to play with while he takes a nap.

Pumpkinspice:  Awesome idea...what is this?!  Hey, I can't get the door open, what gives?

Jeep:  Awww man, Mom must of boobie trapped his door shut, look around for something that can give us an idea of what we're working with.

 

Pumpkinspice:  I think I found something...door monkey?  What's a door monkey?

Jeep:  Don't know but we have an expert in house that can help...ApeApe!  ApeApe!!  APEAPE!!!!!

 

ApeApe:  What...what?

Pumpkinspice:  Took you long enough?

ApeApe:  I just ran up a flight of stairs, and the way Jeep was screaming I thought it was an emergency!!!!!!!

Jeep:  It kinda is, what's a door monkey?

ApeApe:  How should I know?!

Pumpkinspice:  Well it's got monkey in the title...

ApeApe:  Seriously?!  You called me up here because something has the word monkey in it and I'm supposed to know what it is?!!!!!

Jeep:  Well....you're a monkey...aren't you?

ApeApe:  Yes I'm a MONKEY, but just cause I'm a monkey that doesn't mean I know all things about monkeys!  That's like assuming you know all things about Bears!

Pumpkinspice:  Why wouldn't we know all things about bears?!  We take being bears VERY seriously!

ApeApe:  There's no way you know all things about bears!

Jeep:  I don't get why you're so cranky, we just asked you a simple question!

Pumpkinspice:  Maybe he's cranky cause he's hungry?

ApeApe:  Hello!  I'm standing right here!!

Jeep:  Maybe we should get him a ban....

ApeApe:  YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!  WERE YOU JUST GOING TO OFFER ME A BANANA?!

Jeep:  Well yeah, don't you like bananas?

Pumpkinspice:  I specifically remember ApeApe saying he loved bananas this morning.

ApeApe:  I do love them, BUT just because I'm a monkey that doesn't mean I eat bananas!!

Jeep:  I thought all monkeys liked bananas?!

ApeApe:  NO NOT ALL MONKEY LIKE BANANAS, NOT ALL MONKEYS ARE THE SAME EITHER, AND WE DON'T ALL KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT MONKEYS OR THINGS THAT HAVE THE TITLE MONKEY IN IT!!!!!

 

Ms; Monkey:  We heard something about bananas?

Skittle Monkey:  I want a banana, I love bananas.

Ms. Monkey:  Can we have bananas too?

ApeApe:  OH COME ON!

Pumpkinspice:  Of course you guys can have bananas, just as soon as one of you tells us what a door monkey is.

 

Skittle Monkey:  Ooooh ooooh, I know, I know.  It's a door lock that prevents Peapod from opening and closing his door at the same time it prevents him from pinching his fingers.  This way your Mom can peep in on him without opening the door and disturbing his nap.

ApeApe:  Now how in the World do you know that?!

Ms. Monkey:  Well we all know that...well if you're a monkey you do.

Skittle Monkey:  Yeah, you should know that!

Jeep:  Well, next time we'll ask you guys the true Monkey Experts instead of ApeApe the wannabe.

ApeApe:  I'm not a wannabe, this argument is stupid!

Skittle Monkey:  Hey guys, I think I can open this if you want?

Pumpkinspice:  A round of bananas on me!

ApeApe:  Yummy, yummy bananas....

Jeep:  Oh no ApeApe, no bananas for you.

ApeApe:  But I love bananas!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah but it would be rude of us to assume that all monkeys eat bananas.

Jeep:  Whew its a good thing you set us straight on that one.

Pumpkinspice:  Yup a good lesson learned.

ApeApe; But...but...oh come on guys!!!!