Jeep: I can't believe Mom locked us down here like she does Peapod!
Pumpkinspice: I know, I feel like a caged bear...it's just wrong on sooooo many levels!
Jeep: By the way, nice diaper you're sporting!
Pumpkinspice: Thanks, I figured since the game comes on later tonight and Peapod probably can't wear the terrible towel diaper then I needed to take care of business.
Jeep: I'm so proud of you I could actually shed a tear...hey guys, did you find a way in through the other gate?
JackJack: Nope, your Mom's got us in full lockdown.
Big Teddy: I can't even reach the latch on this gate like I can on the other one!
Pumpkinspice: I smell Butterball turkey, and it's coming from the kitchen!!
Jeep: Sorry little buddy but Mom decided not to buy Butterball this year.
Pumpkinspice: What?! First she locks us in the living room without a bathroom, and no way into the kitchen for snacks, and now you're telling me I don't get a Butterball turkey for my THANKSGIVING DINNER?!!!!!!!
Jeep: Breathe...you know Mom is trying to make sure Peapod eats organic or semi-organic as best she can, and it's our responsibility to help her any way we can.
Pumpkinspice: Fine, but how are we going to get in the kitchen...I'M STARVING!
Skittle Monkey: Leave it to me boys, I can scale any baby gate there is. I'll have this latch popped in two shakes of a tail.
Skittle Monkey: My hands slipped, I'm falling...I can't look!!!
SheepSheep: Y-y-you know you're o-o-only two inches o-o-off the ground, r-r-right?
Skittle Monkey: Oh, I well, you see...
Jeep: Can we move this along?
Pumpkinspice: Yeah, I'm starving...have I mentioned I'm starving?!
ApeApe: Go Skittle Monkey go!!
Big Teddy: He's almost to the top.
SheepSheep: H-h-he's almost g-g-got it!
Jeep: FREEDOM!!!!
Pumpkinspice: TURKEY!!!!!
Wishing everyone a dilemma free Thanksgiving Dinner this year, Happy Turkey Day...gobble, gobble!
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