Wanna Play A Game?

 

JackJack:  So exactly how do we put together Peapod's costume?

Pumpkinspice:  This year we're going to make him his own costume.

Jeep:  Can't we just buy him one?

Pumpkinspice:  Well yeah, but why when we can make him one that he can keep for years to come.

JoeJoe:  Sure, sure.

Pumpkinspice:  Ok Jeep, the instructions say you need to cut the pattern out.

Jeep:  Poke me with that yard stick again, and I'm gonna snap it and you like a twig.

Pumpkinspice:  I'll tell Mom on you!  SheepSheep you're in charge of sewing, JoeJoe and ApeApe are in charge of placing the decals, and JackJack is in charge of ironing.  Let's get a move on it, we only have 5 hrs before the trick or treaters get here.

 

3 hours later...

 

Jeep:  So what's everyone going as for Halloween?

 

ApeApe:  I'm going as Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser!

Jeep:  That's pretty impressive.

JackJack:  Just don't drop any of your pins, last thing we need is to take Peapod to the emergency room for swallowing one on Halloween.

 

Jeep:  What about you JoeJoe?

JoeJoe:  Sure, sure.

Jeep:  Ummmm ok?  So what are you for Halloween?

JoeJoe:  Oh, uhhhhhhhh, oh sure sure.  Edward Scissorhands.

JackJack:  Did anyone dress up in a Peapod friendly costume, I mean seriously pins and scissors aren't the best costumes to have around him!

Jeep:  Chill JackJack, it's Halloween.

 

JackJack:  Well I guess, I'll be the responsible one around here tonight....I'm Batman.

Pumpkinspice:  Did you borrow Peapod's costume from last year?!

JackJack:  No...well maybe...ok fine, but I had too.  I've been busy keeping an eye on Peapod.

 

SheepSheep:  I'm t-t-the creepy c-c-chic from T-T-The Grudge....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

JackJack:  Now that's kid friendly!

SheepSheep:  W-W-Well at least I-I-I don't have any s-s-sharp objects on me t-t-that could endanger P-P-Peapod's life!

JackJack:  Can't argue with that logic.

 

 

Jeep:  Those are all "Child's Play," Check it out, I'm Michael Myers from Halloween.

ApeApe:  Oh that's a good one.

Jeep:  I know, I'm an expert on Halloween.

JackJack:  Well Pumpkinspice, what about you?

Pumpkinspice:  I'm not dressing up this year, I'm going to just hand out candy.

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice is scared of Halloween.

Pumpkinspice:  No I'm not!!!

Jeep:  Oh please, you so are too.  You won't even watch scary movies!

Pumpkinspice:  You can't unsee some things!

Jeep:  Chicken!

Pumpkinspice: Take it back!  TAKE IT BACK!

Jeep:  Don't be a baby, I'm just teasing you!

 

Chucky Doll:  Oh hi guys, wanna play a game?

 

ApeApe:  Chucky!!!! Run for your lives!

Jeep:  Every bear for himself!

SheepSheep:  D-D-Don't stab me, I'm t-t-to fluffy to die!

JackJack:  Move your big fat rear Big Teddy!!!

 

Pumpkinspice: Hahahaha, that'll teach them to call me chicken!  Well Chucky, what do I owe you?

Chucky:  How about you lend me Peapod for a few hours and we'll call it even?

Pumpkinspice:  I don't watch that many horror films, but I did see yours...how about 5 bucks?

Chucky:  Fine!

Pumpkinspice:  Good, now do me a solid and go out the back door, don't want them all knowing we collaborated on this little scare tactic.

 

HAVE A CHUCKYLICIOUS HALLOWEEN!!!

 

Steelers' Diapers Make Me Smile

 

Pumpkinspice:  Exactly how are we putting this towel on him as a diaper?

Jeep:  I think we have to wait until he falls asleep, and then we can slip it on without too much trouble.

Pumpkinspice:  How long before he passes out for his nap?

Jeep:  I don't know!  We just need to sit here and be quiet.

Pumpkinspice:  I don't like sitting still, it's no fun.

Jeep:  Yeah, you also don't know how to stay quiet either.

Pumpkinspice:  Do you want to put this on him yourself?!

Jeep:  Ok, ok, now seriously let's be quiet or he'll expect us to keep him entertained.

 

30 Minutes Later...

 

Pumpkinspice:  You think he's out?

Jeep:  I think so, get in there and poke him.

Pumpkinspice:  Why do I have to poke him?  This was YOUR idea!

Jeep:  Precisely, which is why you're supposed to do what I tell you to do.

 

Pumpkinspice:  He's really not making this easy is he?

Jeep:  Slip your paw under him and unzip his pjs, then we can just slip it off him and put the towel on.

Pumpkinspice:  This is a really bad idea, he's twice my size and if he wakes up there's no telling what he'll do to me.

Jeep:  Don't be such a baby, he's totally passed out.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Help, he's got me by my head!!!!!

Jeep:  Don't panic, I'll just pull you out by your legs.

Pumpkinspice:  Are you pulling?!

Jeep:  Wowzers!!! He's strong!!

 

Jeep:  Well, I gotta say he looks good sporting the Terrible Towel as a diaper.

Pumpkinspice:  He should!  I nearly lost my neck to him!

Jeep:  Don't be overly dramatic, he only had you momentarily and I got you out pretty quick.

Pumpkinspice:  FINE!  But just so you know, I don't think we'll be able to put the towel on him again, he's going to outgrow it soon.

Jeep:  Yeah you're right, but a Steelers' Diaper sure makes me smile.

Pumpkinspice:  We better put a shirt on him, poor hairless cub will catch a cold and we'll never hear the end of it from Mom.

 

EBay Battle On!

 

Jeep:  Oh you think so huh?!  EBay battle on!!!

Pumpkinspice:  How long have you been awake, and WHAT are you doing?!

Jeep:  Never went to sleep...too much action going on, can't sleep, get me more coffee, got an eBay battle going...

Pumpkinspice:  I'm pretty sure you don't need anymore coffee..what are you bidding on that's soooooooooooooo important?

Jeep:  Black and white toddler size 6 converse shoes for Peapod...why you dirty, no good, vindictive...

Pumpkinspice:  Hey!

Jeep:  Huh?  Oh no not you, I was referring to starbuddypumpernickle89.

Pumpkinspice:  Who?

Jeep:  That's who I'm having an eBay battle with, and he's sneaky!  He's out bid me on at least three different items in the past 5 days, and this time he's going down!

 

JackJack:  Are the shoes really that important?

Pumpkinspice:  No, at this point its a matter of pride.  Jeep hates to lose.

Big Teddy:  How much money is he in for now?

Pumpkinspice:  Last time I checked, about $30.00.

JackJack:  For a used pair of shoes?!

Pumpkinspice:  Yup!

Big Teddy:  Don't they sell them for around that brand new?

Pumpkinspice:  Like I said, he doesn't like to lose.

 

LAST 2 MINUTES OF THE BIDDING WAR...

 

 

JackJack:  You got him on the ropes now!

Big Teddy:  Yeah, there's no way he's going to bid against you and that price!

Pumpkinspice:  Mom's gonna kill you when she gets the bill.

Jeep:  No, no, NOOOOOO!

JackJack:  Hurry, click bid..click bid...click it!

Big Teddy:  We're in too deep, no turning back now!

Pumpkinspice:  Hurry!  Don't let him outbid us again!

Jeep:  Whew, we've got it...I think we're safe, only 10 seconds left in the bid.  There's no way....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

Big Teddy:  I could just cry, we had him, we had him!

JackJack:  I'm devastated, after all that bidding and to lose...like that...it was just sooo wrong!

Pumpkinspice:  I was rather fond of those shoes too...I would have gladly paid $75.00 for those used shoes.

Jeep:  Defeated...once again.  I need sleep.

JackJack:  That's it?!  We're just giving up like that?

Jeep:  He beat me fair and square, but no I never give up...we have another bidding war that will end in two days.  I'll rest up, my clicking paw has gone numb, but after a good rest I'll be ready to battle again starbuddypumpernickle89.  I will have my REVENGE!!!!!