Weekend Trip Away...

 

 

Jeep:  Hey JackJack what are you doing with all of Peapod's clothes?

Pumpkinspice:  You know Mom's not going to let you wear them...she wouldn't let us, so you might as well put them back.

JackJack:  No it's nothing like that, I'm packing Peapod's clothes for the weekend since we're all going to Assateague Island.  Let me ask you guys a question...do you think I should pack the plaid shorts or his camo shorts.  And which sunglasses do you like better, oh and how do you like these shoes?  You think Peapod will look nice in these colors?

Jeep:  I don't know about you Pumpkinspice, but this conversation got a little too girly for me, I'm outta here.

Pumpkinspice:  I'm with Jeep on this JackJack, I'm going to go pack my bags...good luck with all the uh uh accessories.

JackJack:  Hmmmph, just cause I want our little guy to look nice.  Whatever!

 

  

JackJack:  Alright, JoeJoe and VeVe we need to talk.

VeVe:  What's up boss?

JackJack:  VeVe while the family and I are away you're in charge of guarding the house.  No intruders are allowed in under any circumstances.  If you must, you have permission to use extreme force.
 

 

VeVe:  Special Forces VeVe on the job!!!! 

JackJack:  JoeJoe, I'm leaving SheepSheep in charge of the playmat this time.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure....wait, what?

JackJack:  Look JoeJoe, you're a good bear and all, but I think SheepSheep has the finesse to maintain civility in the playmat area....and this means you can take a nice vacation of your own too.
 

 

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, I think I could get some good naps in while Peapod's out.

JackJack:  Exactly!
 

SheepSheep:  I-I-I'm in c-c-charge?

JackJack:  That's right.  Now do me a favor and make sure no parties while I'm gone.  That's the main reason why I can't leave JoeJoe in charge.

SheepSheep:  Y-y-you knew a-a-about the parties while you were on v-v-vacation?

JackJack:  Yeah but we all know ApeApe was behind it all, so JoeJoe is getting off light this time.

 

 

JackJack:  Hey Octi I need you too find some beach toys for Peapod while I finish packing.

Octi:  I'm on it.

JackJack:  Make sure they're safe for him, nothing too small or too big.

Octi:  JackJack, I'm an octopus which means finding the right beach toy for Peapod is in my area of expertise.  Don't you fret, I'll have him beach ready in a jiffy with all kinds of goodies he can play with while he's there.

JackJack:  Alright troops, line up.  As you all know, the family and I are going on vacation this weekend.  I've made arrangements for everyone's protection and VeVe will be on security duty 24/7.  As for who's in charge in my place, I've decided SheepSheep will best suit all our needs.

ApeApe:  We'll miss you while you're gone JackJack, but JoeJoe and I hope you have a great time with Peapod.
JackJack:  Oh didn't I tell you ApeApe?  You're coming along with us.
ApeApe:  But why?!  I mean you don't need me, I think I should stay behind and help out.
JackJack:  Oh you mean the way you helped out last time I went on vacation?  Did you seriously think I wouldn't find out about the party you convinced JoeJoe to throw?!  No I think it's best to keep a close eye on you.

Pumpkinspice:  Oh this is bad, very bad.  ApeApe's going to ruin our vacation!
Jeep:  What's the worst he can do?  Poison Peapod?  Ha!  Good luck with that, JackJack will keep him on a tight leash.  Don't worry Pumpkinspice, our vacation is going to be spectacular!



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ApeApe:  Ha!  We can't go if Peapod's sick, and if Peapod's sick that means no play time, and no play time means a nice little vacation for me without having to leave the comforts of home.

To Be Continued........................................


Father's Day Surprise!!!!

 

Jeep:  Let's face it Pumpkinspice, my gift tops your gift and Peapod's hands down.

Pumpkinspice:  Just cause you got a bunch of Raven related items that doesn't mean your gift will please Dad like my gift will.  Your gift simply address's his love for football which has absolutely nothing to do with be being a Father.

Jeep:  Yeah well, my gift is autographed by the author in both books!  And its personalized, and they both went to school with each other...so if you think about it, my gift is way better than any stupid gift you could come up with because I got a famous sports guy that Dad knows to help out with his first Father's Day!

 

Pumpkinspice:  I don't know, you sure you didn't just take a magic marker and sign it yourself?!

Jeep:  Come on!  My handwriting isn't that fancy...and when have I ever signed anything with Cheers followed with a martini glass?!  Just admit you're jealous that my gift kicks your gift to the curb.

 

Pumpkinspice:  Nope, my gift rocks.  I bought him a book that he could read to Peapod.  See, and it has a Daddy bear and a baby bear in it just like Peapod and Dad. Admit it, my gift truly address's Father's Day and Dad's love for his little cubs!

Jeep:  That's it, we're going to settle this once and for all and open Peapod's gift to Dad and really decide who bought the better gift for Dad!

Pumpkinspice:  You're on!

 

Jeep:  Geez, this thing is huge, get up here and help me open this thing.

Pumpkinspice:  Can't you see I'm trying?!  I can't get my leg up there, it's too high!

 

Jeep:  Wow this is horrible wrapping.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah it must be a really bad gift...I mean what was Peapod thinking wrapping his gift in wrinkled brown paper?!

 

Jeep:  No stinking way!

Pumpkinspice:  How did he get that for Dad?!  Those are the hardest toys to find!

Jeep:  I know...and it's better than our gift!

Pumpkinspice:  I think he cheated...I mean how did he come up with the idea of finding a martini shaking toy for Dad all on his own?!  I know Peapod loves it when Dad shakes up a martini and let's him touch the cold shaker, but come on there's no way he knew there was a battery operated toy that related to their little "game" they played together!

Jeep:  I bet JackJack helped him out.

Pumpkinspice:  That rascal...that's ok, we'll get him next year.

Jeep:  Yeah we'll collaborate next time.

JackJack Goes On Vacation

 

JackJack:  JoeJoe, I'm leaving you in charge of the playmat while I take the week off.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

JackJack:  While I'm gone you'll need to keep the place clean.  So make sure you pick up the playmat, dust, wipe the floor, and rotate everyone out.

JoeJoe: Sure sure.

JackJack:  You sure you don't need to write that down?

JoeJoe:  Nope...dust, wipe, rotate..got it.

JackJack:  No, you need to pick up all the toys first, then dust.  This way no one gets dirty when you clean up.  Only a few toys at a time in the playmat area so Peapod can romp around and rotate everyone so they each get a chance to entertain Peapod.  Now you sure you got this?

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

 

JackJack:  Guys do me a solid and help JoeJoe out while I'm gone.  He's a good bear and all, but let's face it he's no Einstein.

Jeep:  We've got you covered buddy.  So what do you have planned for your vacation?

JackJack:  I'm going upstairs to watch some tv and catch up on all the new shows...gave your Mom my itinerary of when I expect my meals and what I like to eat and so forth.

Jeep and Pumpkinspice:  AND SHE AGREED?!

JackJack:  Not a chance, but she did say she'd bring me a glass of chocolate milk and told me where your Dad keeps the remote for the big tv.

Pumpkinspice:  Now that sounds like Mom.  Well have a good vacation.



 

JackJack:  Awwwww, this is the life.... 

 

Jeep:  What in the world happened here?!

Pumpkinspice:  JackJack has only been gone a day!

Jeep:  Its going to be a LONG week for us...better wake JoeJoe up.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  JoeJoe..pssst JoeJoe, wake up man!

JoeJoe: Uh-oh..sure sure, I'm awake.

Jeep:  What happened?!  JackJack's been gone one day and already this place is a mess.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, well ApeApe thought a little party with just a couple of us would be nice and I got sleepy and well I guess it got a little crazy.

Pumpkinspice:  It's going to take FOREVER for you to clean this mess up.

Jeep:  You have exactly ONE WEEK, you better get started!  And you better hope JackJack doesn't get wind of this or you're done for.

JoeJoe:  Done for?

Pumpkinspice:  Done for...as in no playmat privileges, no fun time with Peapod...done for as in JackJack will kick you out of the house.

JoeJoe: But, but...EVERYONE GET UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!

 

One week later....

 

 

JoeJoe:  Now remember, JackJack can never know about the party.  If I go down, we all go down.

 

 

JackJack:  Gotta give it to you JoeJoe, I didn't think you had it in you.  The place looks fantastic.

JoeJoe:  Sure sure.

Pumpkinspice: You should of seen it...

Jeep:  Be quiet Pumpkinspice.

JackJack:  What was that?

JoeJoe: Uh-oh he meant when we we're cleaning, you should of seen how hard we all worked.

JackJack:  You mean everyone helped out with the cleaning?!

JoeJoe:  Sure sure, can't take all the credit.