The Toe Eating Spider

 

Jeep:  What are you doing scaling the cage?

Pumpkinspice:  I need to find Peapod's old shoes.

Jeep:  What do you need those things for?  And why would you look in his cage with the toys?!

Pumpkinspice:  Because there's a HUGE, I mean GIGANTIC toe eating spider on the loose...and you know Mom's not very good at putting things where they belong.  It's like she's lost her marbles once Peapod showed up.

Jeep:  How big we talking?

Pumpkinspice:  The size of a house!

Jeep:  I've got to see this!

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  See, he's enormous!  Bet you wish you had Peapod's shoes on now too.

 

Jeep:  That's it?!  You're freaking out over him?  What's he gonna do, pinch your toes?! Ha!

Pumpkinspice:  Shhhh, he can hear you, and I don't care what you say he's big enough to eat my toes and will go after Peapod's too unless we squash him...hence the shoes!

 

Jeep:  Seriously Pumpkinspice, look how small he is...no bigger than a quarter....and will you look at that, he's already dead.

Pumpkinspice:  No he's not, he chased after my toes when I came up the stairs.

Jeep:  You positive about that story because he's pretty dead.

Pumpkinspice:  Ok fine, he didn't chase me but he definitely bit me!

Jeep:  Right, with his ghostly fangs...

Pumpkinspice:  Hmmmph!!!!!

The Cage!!!!!

 

Jack Jack:  Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!  Tonight, I bring you the ULTIMATE fight of all times.  Good vs. Evil, Bear vs. Ape, and the Magnificent vs. the Lowly!!!

The Crowd:  Jeep, Jeep, Jeep!!!!!!

 

 

Jack Jack:  In the diaper pail corner we have, a sad monkey we call...ApeApe "The Drool Ape!"

ApeApe:  Hey, I can hear you!

 

Jack Jack:  And in the HERO'S corner, we have Jeep "The Pride of Dundalk!"

ApeApe:  Why does he get the grand opening and actual fighter's title?!

Pumpkinspice:  That's because he IS "The Pride of Dundalk!"  Now, focus Jeep, he should be an easy fight, but watch him like a hawk, he's likely to go for your paws and eyes first.

Jeep:  Got it, and don't worry, he's all mine!

 

JackJack:  Looks like ApeApe has given up the fight, Jeep has him high in the air and brings him down hard on his knee...Bane style!

 

Skittle Monkey:  I can't watch...

 

Jeep:  Say it ApeApe, say it and this can all be over.

ApeApe:  Uncle...uncle...UNCLE!!!!

Jack Jack: We have an absolute VICTORY, Jeep will keep his title and the honors of authority that goes with it!!!!

 

 

Jack Jack:  Hoist him high boys, and three cheers for Jeep!!

The Crowd:  Hip hip hoorah!  Hip hip hoorah!  Hip hip hoorah!

Pumpkinspice:  Way to get him Jeep!

Jeep:  Couldn't of done it without you little buddy!

 

 

ApeApe:  What a biased match, look how they all fawn over him!  I want a rematch!

Ms. Monkey:  Can't you just let it go?  Jeep isn't so bad, he's quite fair.

Skittle Monkey:  It's ok buddy, you'll get him next time.

Paci Monkey:  You wanna borrow Peapod's paci?

 

Cooking Like Giada...

 

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  What are we cooking?

Jeep:  We?!  I'm cooking some asparagus for Peapod since Mom's not feeling so good today.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  Oh Oh Oh, I was watching Giada the other day and she had this awesome recipe for asparagus.  Here, I'll pull out all the spices you'll need...just don't put too much since this is for Peapod.

Jeep:  I don't need YOUR help,  I can cook it without YOUR supervision! 

Pumpkinspice:  If you say so...

 

Jeep:  Almost done.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, you really shouldn't blend it that much...Peapod likes his food a little chunky nowadays.

Jeep:  Be quiet, this is MY recipe...and he'll eat it and like it!

Pumpkinspice:  If you say so...this blender sure does make my tushy tickle.

 

Jeep:  Now I just need to stick these in the freezer, and Peapod can have asparagus pops when he's cranky from teething.

Pumpkinspice:  I don't think anyone wants an asparagus popsicle...least of all Peapod.

Jeep:  Don't be dramatic, he'll love them.

Pumpkinspice:  If you say so, but I'm not telling Giada that you ruined her recipe!