Just Call Me Lotso Bear...

Jeep:  You want to tell him or should I?

Pumpkinspice:  You're the older bear, that's your responsibility.

Jeep:  Sometimes, I really hate being the older bear.

Pumpkinspice:  With great power comes great responsibility.

Jeep:  JackJack, we need to talk.

JackJack:  Hey guys, how ya doin?

Pumpkinspice:  Better than you that's for sure.

Jeep:  I thought we agreed, I would do the talking?!

JackJack:  Uh guys, you wanna fill me in on what's the problem.

Jeep:  Well, see Auntie R and Uncle B decided Peapod needed a more age appropriate bear to snuggle with.

JackJack:  I'm age appropriate!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah but you shed....

 JackJack:  Well, what's this other bear got that I don't?!

Pumpkinspice:  Big round eyes, satiny feet, arms wide open for hugs, and nice rosy cheeks!

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice, you're not helping the situation, you're just making it worst!

JackJack:  Well I have a lumberjack hat and scarf, and Peapod loves wrestling with me!!!  

Jeep:  Look I think you should just meet the new bear and maybe you guys could be friends and work out some type of time share with Peapod.

Davey Blue:  Davey Blue's the name and snugglin's my game!  Sure is swell to meet you all!

JackJack:  Davey Blue is a stupid name!

Pumpkinspice:  Now, now JackJack there's no need for hostility towards Davey, its not his fault.

JackJack:  Well he's honing in on my TURF!!!

Davey Blue:  Well, I don't want to step on any paws, but I can't help that I'm super snuggly!

JackJack:  You might as well change my name to Lotso Bear....

Pumpkinspice:  Awww JackJack, Peapod would never throw you away, he loves you.

Jeep:  Yeah, you just need to learn to share him with Davey Blue.

Davey Blue:  How about I stay with him during nap times and bedtime.  Then you can play with him all the other times.

JackJack:  That might work, but you better not ever step on my playmat or we're gonna throw down bear style.

Davey Blue:  I'm not a fighter, I'm a snuggler.

Pumpkinspice:  Well that's settled.

Jeep:  No thanks to you...seriously did you have to tell JackJack all the things he didn't have compared to Davey blue?!

Pumpkinspice:  He asked!

The Dark Knight Rises

Special note from Jeep and Pumpkinspice:  Mr. Lewis we've been fans since Baltimore brought the Raven's to our great City.  We support you and our Raven's with every fur of our being.  Thank you for your tireless years of fighting for us in each and every game as if it was your last.  You are a Giant amongst men, and will forever be the foundation and rock in which this Team stands upon.

Pumpkinspice: Whatcha working on Jeep?

Jeep: I'm updating our Blog and writing a strongly worded letter to the Patriots.

Pumpkinspice: Letter to the Patriots? Why, we won last night...isn't it enough knowing we're going to the Superbowl and they're not?

Jeep: You don't understand Pumpkinspice, they started this fight not us!

Pumpkinspice: What fight, they just played us and lost.

Jeep: You didn't see their disgraceful billboard depicting Ray Lewis Retirement party as last night...as if they had an actual chance in defeating The Dark Knight!

Pumpkinspice: Uh Oh!

Jeep: Uh Oh's right, they insulted our City, our Fans, and our Honor...and now we're headed to the Superbowl!

Pumpkinspice: You think Ray Lewis can win it for us?

Jeep: I know he can!

Pumpkinspice: But, he's given everything.

Jeep: Not everything...not YET! 

Alien Drool

Pumpkinspice:  What is that?!

Jeep:  I think its Peapod's drool.

Pumpkinspice:  I need to talk to Mom about giving us a raise...I'm pretty sure our allowance isn't paying enough to clean up this mess.

Jeep:  For once I agree with you!

Pumpkinspice:  You think its safe to touch?

Jeep:  Well I'm sure these paper towels should do the trick...

Pumpkinspice:  But, what if his drool is like acid and eats your fur off?

Jeep:  Ummmm, where you going with this?

Pumpkinspice:  You know, like the movie Alien, what if his drool can do the same thing?

Jeep:  Clearly you watch too much tv; first he was possessed, then he was a zombie, and now he's like an alien with acid drool...get a hold of yourself.

Pumpkinspice:  Just saying...

Jeep:  Come on, let's get this over with so I can watch some football.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep, maybe we should check in on ApeApe?  Its been a few weeks since you condemned him to being Peapod's drool buddy.

Jeep:  That's right, I almost forgot about him.  He's been so quiet lately...probably scheming again.

Jeep:  Well, well, well, how ya been ApeApe?

Pumpkinspice:  Is it raining outside?

ApeApe:  No!

Jeep:  Why you so wet then?

ApeApe:  Funny, real funny guys!

Pumpkinspice:  Are you telling me that's Peapod's drool?!

ApeApe:  YES!!  Is my punishment over yet?!

Jeep:  Haha not until Peapod.decides he no longer needs you...and from the look of things, he's going to require your services for several, several, SEVERAL more months! Hahaha

Pumpkinspice:  But don't worry ApeApe, after all this, we know a really good dry cleaner who will fix you right up! Haha

ApeApe:  There isn't enough detergent and Snuggle in the world that will take away my humiliation and fluff my fur back up.  I VOW TO GET EVEN WITH YOU TWO!

Jeep:  Yeah yeah yeah, make sure to mop up after yourself.

Pumpkinspice: Yeah we wouldn't want anyone slipping and falling.