Pumpkinspice: Well your Highness, shall I turn on the music for you?
Jeep: Why are you referring to Peapod as if he's royalty?!
Pumpkinspice: Cause he is.
Jeep: How do you figure?
Pumpkinspice: When he cries, what does Mom and Dad do?
Jeep: Everything they can to soothe him.
Pumpkinspice: And when he has a dirty diaper?
Jeep: Wipe his hiney.
Pumpkinspice: And when he's hungry?
Jeep: They feed him.
Pumpkinspice: Now, do you or I get that treatment?
Jeep: ........no
Pumpkinspice: And what about Dad, the Alpha male in the family?
Jeep: .....no....I think that means Peapod's the Alpha male now.
Pumpkinspice: Exactly!!! Now your Highness shall I turn the dial to make the swing go faster or will this speed work for you?
Jeep: Yes your Highness, can I get you a snuggly blanket?
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