I'm Not Wearing That!!!!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Awesome, the costumes I ordered came in!

Jeep:  Let me see, let me see...

Pumpkinspice:  Well, aren't they cool or what?!

Jeep:  I'm not wearing that!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh you'll wear it, and you'll like it!
 

Jeep:  This is so embarrassing, we can never show this picture to anyone or I'll never live it down.

Pumpkinspice: Don't be such a party pooper.
Jeep:  Well, I don't see why he got to be Batman and we had to be Peapods...its just stupid.
Pumpkinspice:  Because we have to protect his identity since everyone knows him as Peapod, but if we're Peapods then the villains will never know who he really is...smart thinking huh?

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice thinks he's soooo clever, well jokes on him cause I'm the TRUE villain!!!!  Where are you Batman?  I have a back to crack!!!! Muahahaha!

Butterball Turkey

Jeep:  Peapod weighs as much as a Butterball Turkey...let's see how much we weigh.

Pumpkinspice:  You're only a pound, I bet I weigh more than you!

Jeep: Not possible...

Jeep: Now how is it you weigh 4.5 lbs?!

Pumpkinspice:  I've been working out with Dad's weights...you know if you worked out you could turn that flab into muscle too!

Jeep:  I knew it, you used books to make yourself weigh more!  That's right you better turn your head in shame!

The Pharoah's Swing

 

Pumpkinspice:  Well your Highness, shall I turn on the music for you?

Jeep:  Why are you referring to Peapod as if he's royalty?!

Pumpkinspice: Cause he is.

Jeep:  How do you figure?

Pumpkinspice:  When he cries, what does Mom and Dad do?

Jeep:  Everything they can to soothe him.

Pumpkinspice:  And when he has a dirty diaper?

Jeep:  Wipe his hiney.

Pumpkinspice: And when he's hungry?

Jeep:  They feed him.

Pumpkinspice:  Now, do you or I get that treatment?

Jeep:  ........no

Pumpkinspice:  And what about Dad, the Alpha male in the family?

Jeep: .....no....I think that means Peapod's the Alpha male now.

Pumpkinspice:  Exactly!!!  Now your Highness shall I turn the dial to make the swing go faster or will this speed work for you?

Jeep:  Yes your Highness, can I get you a snuggly blanket?

Peapod Works The System

Pumpkinspice:  Why doesn't Peapod like sleeping in his portable bassinet?

Jeep:  Because he's smart.

Pumpkinspice:  What does being smart have to do with sleeping in the bassinet.

Jeep:  He knows how to work the system.

Pumpkinspice:  I'm not following...what system?

Jeep:  Would you rather sleep in Mom's arms at night or in this bassinet?

Pumpkinspice:  Definitely, Mom's arms.  She's so snuggly and I feel super safe when I sleep with her.

Jeep:  Exactly, and since we're on vacation Peapod knows all he has to do is thrash around in the bassinet and throw a fit, and she'll let him sleep with her because she'll feel guilty that he's not comfortable or she'll think he's scared of the new sleeping place.

Pumpkinspice:  Well, I'll be...he sure does know how to work the system!

Peapod's Wardrobe

Jeep:  What are you doing rummaging in Peapod's dresser?!  And look at the mess you're making!

Pumpkinspice:  I'm looking for something to wear.

Jeep:  Those clothes aren't for you!  Those are all Peapod's!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, well as fat as he's getting he's not going to need them much longer and I'm pretty sure something in here will fit me.  You know...you could use a new outfit too.

Pumpkinspice:  You think this is too long?

Jeep:  You look like you're wearing a dress.

Pumpkinspice:  You think Mom could hem it up for me?

Jeep:  Who you kidding?!  Mom doesn't know a needle from a thread...you're better off asking MomMom to do it.  Now, how do I look?

Pumpkinspice:  Very fetching, brings out the brown in your eyes...but, those stripes make you look fat.