No Bananas For You!

 

Jeep:  Let's go get a few toys out of Peapod's room to play with while he takes a nap.

Pumpkinspice:  Awesome idea...what is this?!  Hey, I can't get the door open, what gives?

Jeep:  Awww man, Mom must of boobie trapped his door shut, look around for something that can give us an idea of what we're working with.

 

Pumpkinspice:  I think I found something...door monkey?  What's a door monkey?

Jeep:  Don't know but we have an expert in house that can help...ApeApe!  ApeApe!!  APEAPE!!!!!

 

ApeApe:  What...what?

Pumpkinspice:  Took you long enough?

ApeApe:  I just ran up a flight of stairs, and the way Jeep was screaming I thought it was an emergency!!!!!!!

Jeep:  It kinda is, what's a door monkey?

ApeApe:  How should I know?!

Pumpkinspice:  Well it's got monkey in the title...

ApeApe:  Seriously?!  You called me up here because something has the word monkey in it and I'm supposed to know what it is?!!!!!

Jeep:  Well....you're a monkey...aren't you?

ApeApe:  Yes I'm a MONKEY, but just cause I'm a monkey that doesn't mean I know all things about monkeys!  That's like assuming you know all things about Bears!

Pumpkinspice:  Why wouldn't we know all things about bears?!  We take being bears VERY seriously!

ApeApe:  There's no way you know all things about bears!

Jeep:  I don't get why you're so cranky, we just asked you a simple question!

Pumpkinspice:  Maybe he's cranky cause he's hungry?

ApeApe:  Hello!  I'm standing right here!!

Jeep:  Maybe we should get him a ban....

ApeApe:  YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!  WERE YOU JUST GOING TO OFFER ME A BANANA?!

Jeep:  Well yeah, don't you like bananas?

Pumpkinspice:  I specifically remember ApeApe saying he loved bananas this morning.

ApeApe:  I do love them, BUT just because I'm a monkey that doesn't mean I eat bananas!!

Jeep:  I thought all monkeys liked bananas?!

ApeApe:  NO NOT ALL MONKEY LIKE BANANAS, NOT ALL MONKEYS ARE THE SAME EITHER, AND WE DON'T ALL KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT MONKEYS OR THINGS THAT HAVE THE TITLE MONKEY IN IT!!!!!

 

Ms; Monkey:  We heard something about bananas?

Skittle Monkey:  I want a banana, I love bananas.

Ms. Monkey:  Can we have bananas too?

ApeApe:  OH COME ON!

Pumpkinspice:  Of course you guys can have bananas, just as soon as one of you tells us what a door monkey is.

 

Skittle Monkey:  Ooooh ooooh, I know, I know.  It's a door lock that prevents Peapod from opening and closing his door at the same time it prevents him from pinching his fingers.  This way your Mom can peep in on him without opening the door and disturbing his nap.

ApeApe:  Now how in the World do you know that?!

Ms. Monkey:  Well we all know that...well if you're a monkey you do.

Skittle Monkey:  Yeah, you should know that!

Jeep:  Well, next time we'll ask you guys the true Monkey Experts instead of ApeApe the wannabe.

ApeApe:  I'm not a wannabe, this argument is stupid!

Skittle Monkey:  Hey guys, I think I can open this if you want?

Pumpkinspice:  A round of bananas on me!

ApeApe:  Yummy, yummy bananas....

Jeep:  Oh no ApeApe, no bananas for you.

ApeApe:  But I love bananas!

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah but it would be rude of us to assume that all monkeys eat bananas.

Jeep:  Whew its a good thing you set us straight on that one.

Pumpkinspice:  Yup a good lesson learned.

ApeApe; But...but...oh come on guys!!!!

Smitty's My Name And Valentine's My Day!

 

VeVe:  Ruff! Ruff!  There's someone at the back door!  Back door! Back door intruder!  Somebody's at the back door!!!!!

Jeep:  Pumpkinspice why don't you go check it out and see what VeVe is all hyped up about.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeeeeeeep!  You need to check this out!

Jeep:  What?  What is it?

 

JackJack:  A pink frog with hearts all over him...it's official, I've seen it all now.

Smitty:  Ribbit, my name's Smitty and Valentine's my day.

 

ApeApe:  Smitty, do you know you're pink and have hearts all over you.  I mean it's not even just a few here and there, no you have tons and I mean tons of hearts ALL over you!

Smitty:  Yes thank you for your astute observation of my particular shade of coloring and further verifying that I'm splattered with hearts...now if you don't mind, you're encroaching on my personal space, ribbit. 

 

 

VeVe:  Who knew pink frogs could be so uppity...wait a minute, his name isn't Smitty!  His name tag is Smittens!

ApeApe:  Oh this is just too good!  A pink frog with hearts on him and his name is Smittens!!!!  I'm dying, this is just the cruelest joke ever!

Smitty:  Yes my name tag is Smittens but I go by Smitty!  And I would greatly appreciate everyone not getting in my PERSONAL space.  I appreciate your hospitality and letting me in, it was quite cold out there but I'm on a Valentine's Day mission.

VeVe:  What kind of mission?

Smitty:  Cupid sent me as a Valentine.

JackJack:  You're telling me the Cherub of Love sent you on a mission here...to this house?!  I thought he only intervened for those in need of a Valentine?

Jeep:  Are you sure you're at the right house?  Maybe you're supposed to go next door, there's a bunch of single guys over there...they definitely need your help.

Smitty:  No Cupid was very specific and sent me here to this house.

Pumpkinspice:  Jeep?  Mom and Dad aren't having marital problems are they?

Jeep:  Don't be absurd!

Smitty:  I'm not here for them either...now kindly point me to the little girl that lives here.

JackJack:  Little girl?

Jeep:  Now I KNOW you've got the wrong house.

Smitty:  There's not a little girl by the name of Peapod that lives here?

ApeApe:  Oh this is just priceless!  Cupid sends a boy frog to our home as a Valentine for our Peapod...who's a BOY!!!! Hahaha!

Smitty:  Wait, Peapod is a boy?!  Oh no no no this won't do!  How am I supposed to be a Valentine for Peapod if he's a boy?!

Jeep:  I hate to break it to you, but even if Peapod was a girl you still wouldn't be his Valentine.

Smitty: Preposterous!! 

 

Pumpkinspice:  See Smitty, SheepSheep is Peapod's Valentine...well technically she's his cuddle buddy 24/7.  He only has eyes for her, she's his favorite and she's content to be his snuggle buddy.

 

Smitty:  But, but...then I don't have a Valentine?  At all?

Jeep:  Buck up my little pink friend, there's always next year for you.

Pumpkinspice:  Besides, did you really want to be a Valentine for a boy?

Smitty:  Well no, but it would have been nice to be somebody's Valentine.

Jeep:  Well it's settle then, you can be Mom's Valentine from us.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah!!!

Smitty:  Smitty's back in business!!!!!  Happy Valentine's Day to everyone!!! RIBBIT!