Happy Mother's Day...It's Going To Be Epic!

Pumpkinspice:  Why's it called Mother's Day?

Jeep: Because that's when everyone celebrates everything their Mother's do for them...they get one whole day of thank you's.

Pumpkinspice: So they only get one day of the year? Sure doesn't seem right to get just one day.  I mean Mom works ALOT when it comes to caring for us and Peapod.

Jeep: I guess not when you look at it that way.

Pumpkinspice: Seriously, I think you're wrong, surely it's more than just one day.  I mean celebrating me for one day wouldn't be enough for all those diaper changes...not to mention all those boogies she has to clean.

Jeep: Well I didn't make the rules, but at least we got her some good gifts.

Pumpkinspice: We sure did, but I still think one day out of the whole year isn't enough to show Mom how much we appreciate her for everything she does.

Jeep: I think Mom's going to really enjoy this book, it's VERY informative.

Pumpkinspice:I think you're right, after all Mom is terrified of zombies and this should tell her how to handle all zombie situations...

Pumpkinspice: You know this book could even help you survive Peapod's toddler years too I bet.

Jeep: I don't think Mom would approve of us harpooning Peapod.

Pumpkinspice: Oh well I guess not...then again...

Jeep: Man oh man! Mom sure is going to love this bracelet!

Pumpkinspice: It sure is sparkly, Peapod's got great taste in jewelry.

Jeep: You know I think Mom's really going to love her Mother's Day.

Pumpkinspice: It's going to be EPIC...you don't think she's going to expect this every Mother's Day do you?

Jeep: Well it's too late now, we already got her the gifts!

Pumpkinspice: You know what?

Jeep: What?

Pumpkinspice: We have a whole year to come up with next year's Mother's Day.

Jeep: Hmmm, we better start strategizing now then. 



It's A Hard Knock Life...

 

Pumpkinspice:  Hey Jeep, doesn't that sheep look familiar?

Jeep:  Yeah she sure does...hey you come closer to the cage please.

 

SheepSheep:  Y-y-yes?

Pumpkinspice:  What's your name?

SheepSheep:  M-m-my full name is L-l-little Bo Peep, but you can c-c-call me SheepSheep.

Jeep:  Hi SheepSheep...do we know you?  You look really familiar.

SheepSheep:  No, n-n-no...I don't t-t-think so.  I should g-g-go now.

Pumpkinspice:  Wait, why you so skittish?

SheepSheep:  I..I..I don't think JackJack would like m-m-me staying to close to t-t-the cage walls.

 

JackJack:  Hey!  What you doing over there SheepSheep?!

Jeep:  Relax JackJack, we're talking to her.

Pumpkinspice:  Yeah, stop being soooo bossy!

SheepSheep:  Th-th-thanks guys.

Pumpkinspice: No worries, we've got your back.  JackJack means well, but he can get a little bossy at times.

SheepSheep:  C-c-can you...help...me...escape?

Jeep:  Escape?!  Don't you like Peapod?

SheepSheep:  It-it-it's not like that, he seems nice...

Pumpkinspice:  Then why do you want to leave?

SheepSheep:  I-I-I wasn't meant to b-b-be caged in.  I was m-m-meant to ro-ro-roam free on the cliffs of Ireland w-w-with the ocean breeze ruffling my wool...

 

 

SheepSheep:  L-l-look at my eyes...I-I'm going t-t-to go in-in-insane if I stay c-c-caged too much longer, I-I-I wasn't m-m-meant for this h-h-hard knock life!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh that's so sad, Jeep can we help her?

Jeep:  Well, I'd like to but SheepSheep the cage is meant to keep Peapod safe which is why you guys are all in there...but maybe we can simulate the cliffs of Ireland to help you adjust.

 

SheepSheep:  Oh that w-w-would be so n-n-nice.

Jeep:  How's the breeze?

SheepSheep:  A-a-a little l-l-less please.

Pumpkinspice:  How's the salt water?

SheepSheep:  M-m-more salt p-p-p-lease.

Jeep:  Feeling more at home now?

SheepSheep: Oooooh this is l-l-lovely!!!!!!