Let's Eat Turkey!

 

Jeep: Pumpkinspice, time to eat turkey.

Pumpkinspice: Sniff, sniff...I'm not eating.

Jeep: But you LOVE turkey, and its your favorite- Butterball turkey!

Pumpkinspice: Sob...Oh poor Peapod, he was family Jeep!

 

 

Jeep: Wait a minute, you think we cooked Peapod?!

Pumpkinspice:  Well yeah...Mom's been telling him for months that she's going to fatten him up so she could eat him up, AND she's been calling him her little Butterball Turkey too!!!!

Jeep:  If you weren't so emotional, I'd slap the hysteria right out of ya!  We didn't cook him and those are just sayings people say to cute babies!

Pumpkinspice:  So he's not cooked, and its a real turkey we're eating?

Jeep:  YES!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Well someone should tell people not to say things like that, gives us poor confused bears the wrong impression!

Jeep:  What am I going to do with you?

Pumpkinspice:  Feed me some turkey, I'm suddenly feeling hungry!!!!!

This Is WAR!!

Pumpkinspice:  Traitor!!! I'm telling Dad you bought Steeler stuff!!!

Jeep:  Its not what you think, I'm making Peapod some Steeler's diapers.  Besides its about time someone showed those Steeler's fans how to properly use The Terrible Towel.

 

 

Pumpkinspice:  Don't you think that's a bit extreme?!  Its only a football game Jeep.

Jeep:  Its not JUST a football game!  This is WAR!!!!

Jeep:  In the great words of William Wallace, "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

Pumpkinspice:  I should of known you'd quote Braveheart when discussing Football!

Who Ate My Cookies?!

Jeep:  Mom brought home a new bear for Peapod to play with?!

Pumpkinspice:  What kinda bear is it?!

Crazy Blue Bear:  Cookie.

Pumpkinspice:  You're a cookie bear?

Jeep:  No, I think maybe that's his name.

Crazy Blue Bear:  Cookie!

Jeep:  I know you're name's cookie...we get it.

Crazy Blue Bear:  Cookie!!

Pumpkinspice:  I think he's a little crazy, look at his eyes...we better keep him away from Peapod...

Pumpkinspice:  Hey!  Who ate my cookies?!

Crazy Blue Bear:  Cookie...yum yum.  Me love cookies!!!!

 

 

Pumpkinspice: Why you!!!!

Jeep:  Easy Pumpkinspice, don't hurt yourself...besides you can tell he's on a cookie high just by looking in his eyes, and you know junkies are DANGEROUS! 

How High Can I Bounce

Pumpkinspice:  You know Peapod gets some of the coolest toys!

Jeep:  He sure does.  Why don't you give it a try?

Pumpkinspice:  I wonder how high I could bounce in this?

Jeep:  Let's find out!!!!

Pumpkinspice:  Don't you dare!  Jeep, I'm warning Youuuuuuuuu!

Pumpkinspice:  You're in trouble now, I'm telling MOM!

Jeep:  It was worth it! hahaha

The Carving Contest

 

Jeep: Let's have a pumpkins carving contest.

Pumpkinspice:  Why bother you're just going to lose.

Jeep:  Just cause pumpkin is in your name, that doesn't mean you'll win!

Pumpkinspice:  Fine, we'll ask Big Teddy, but don't cry when he calls me VICTORIOUS!!!!

 

Jeep:  Well who won BigTeddy?

Pumpkinspice:  Yea, and psst I made you some roasted Pumpkin seeds if you pick me.

Jeep:  Stop trying to bribe the Judge!

Big Teddy:  I'm sorry but there are no winners here.

Pumpkinspice: A Tie?!  No Pumpkin seeds for you!

Big Teddy:  No, not a tie, you both lost.

Jeep: How can we both lose when we're the only entries for the contest!

 

 

Big Teddy:  There was a last minute entry, and I must say he did a FABULOUS job on his pumpkins.

Jeep:  Pumpkins?! As in more than one?

Big Teddy:  Yup, Peapod is the winner for this round!

 

Pumpkinspice:  Wait a minute those say Let's Go Ravens...and Peapod doesn't know how to spell yet.

Big Teddy:  How would you know if he can't spell?!

Jeep:  Well, its kinda obvious since he only says Ahhhh, Gaaaa, and Aaaaa!

Pumpkinspice:  Hey Mr. Bobos what are you doing with those carving tools?

Mr. Bobos:  I don't know what you're talking about...what tools?

Jeep:  It's a rigged contest!

Big Teddy:  No its not!  I was fair!

Pumpkinspice:  Oh please, we all know you and Mr. Bobos sleep in Peapods room every night!!!!