The Puking Cherub

 

Jeep:  What movie you watching?

Pumpkinspice:  The Exorcist.

Jeep:  Why you watching that?

Pumpkinspice:  I'm doing research.

Jeep:  Research on what?!

Pumpkinspice:  I think Peapod is possessed.  I saw him puke on Mom the other day, and I swear he had this funny glint in his eye afterwards. 

Jeep:  Did his head spin too?

Pumpkinspice:  No, but I'm telling you there's something not right about him.

Jeep:  Well did he look like the creepy girl in the movie when he did it?

Pumpkinspice:  No, actually he looked like a puking cherub.

 

Jeep:  Hmmmm, we better sleep with one eye open tonight just to be on the safe side.

Liquid Gold

Pumpkinspice:  Why does Mom call her milk liquid gold?

Jeep:  Because it is, its the liquid form of gold.  See once you cook it, it turns into the solid form of gold...that's why you're not supposed to microwave it.

Pumpkinspice: So Peapod is drinking gold? Its no wonder she can't just buy it at the grocery store.

Jeep: Yeah.

Pumpkinspice:  Hey, that means we're rich...she's got a lot of these in the freezer...imagine all the toys we could buy Peapod if we cook them all and then sold it on EBAY!!!!!

Jeep:  That's right! And I've been wanting a new game...I mean Peapod's been wanting this new game and I could buy it for him and teach him how to play it.

Pumpkinspice: Sure Jeep...sure.

Get My Good Side, Please

 

Pumpkinspice: Why are you staring at yourself in the mirror?

Jeep:  Trying to find my good side.

Pumpkinspice: Oh, that's right- today we're getting photographed by the world famous photographer Jodie Otte.

Jeep: She's not world famous.

Pumpkinspice: Yes she is, she has a website: www.jodieotte.com

Jeep:  Just cause she has a website that doesn't make her world famous.  Besides you don't even know what www stands for.

Pumpkinspice: It stands for World Wide Web, which means she's world famous!

Jeep:  Hmmmm, can't really argue that logic...ok to the World Famous Photographer we go!

 

Jeep:  Ms. Jodie, can you make sure to get my good side, please?

Ms. Jodie:  What's your good side?

Pumpkinspice:  He doesn't have one and we're not here for you Jeep, this is Peapod's moment....

 

Pumpkinspice:  Seriously, when will Peapod's body hair come in.  Right now he looks like a naked bear.

Jeep:  Don't worry I already talked to Ms. Jodie about photoshopping some hair on him...after all, we can't have other bears laughing at him when they see his baby photos, THAT would be embarrassing!

The Fall Guy

 

Jeep: What are you doing with Peapod and that paint?!

Pumpkinspice: Well, since everyone forgot PopPop's birthday I decided to make him a special birthday card from Peapod.

Jeep:  That's a great idea...wait, did you ok using the paint with Mom first?

Pumpkinspice: No...you can be the fall guy.

Jeep: What?!  She's not going to believe that I ok'd this without her permission!

Pumpkinspice:  Won't she?  You are after all the bigger bear and its YOUR responsibility to make sure I don't do anything I'm not supposed to do.