We Need Duct Tape!

 

Jeep: I don't get it, all he does is drink milk...where is all this coming from?!

Pumpkinspice: I think Mom's wrong, with a pile that big we need more than just a diaper and wipes, be right back.

 

Jeep:  Where'd you go?

Pumpkinspice: To get some extra supplies- stapler and packing tape.

Jeep: Stapler and packing tape?!

Pumpkinspice:  You're right...we need duct tape!

The Torture Device

 

Pumpkinspice: What kind of ray gun is this?

Jeep:  Its not a ray gun, Dad says it does something to help Mom make milk for Peapod.

Pumpkinspice: Why does she need to make milk?  Don't we just buy that at the grocery store?

Jeep: I don't know!  I'm still fuzzy on the details myself.

Pumpkinspice: Can we make milk with it?

Jeep: Why would you want to?  It looks like a torture device!!!!

Twitchy Eye

Jeep: Peapod keep you up all night?

Pumpkinspice: How'd you know?!

Jeep: Your left eye is doing that twitching thing again when your tired.

Pumpkinspice: Well tonight is your turn, so we'll see who's eye twitches in the morning!

Let Me Probe Your Brain

Pumpkinspice: Mom bought a brain probe so we know what Peapod is thinking.

Jeep: That's cool, does it work?

Pumpkinspice: I think so...let me probe your brain.

Jeep: Ok

Pumpkinspice: You're thinking of the number 97.6.

Jeep: Nope

Pumpkinspice: Let me try again...97.6.

Jeep: No

Pumpkinspice: Again...97.6.

Jeep: No, I don't think it works, let me see the directions...You ninny it reads the baby's temperature!

Pumpkinspice: Oh...well, you don't have a fever then.

First Impressions

Pumpkinspice: He doesn't look like a monkey at all.

Jeep:  Nope, and he's kinda cute.

Pumpkinspice: Shouldn't he have more hair?

Jeep: I was wondering the same thing...he doesn't look anything like us!

Pumpkinspice:  You don't think they brought the wrong one home do you?

Suck My Boogies

Pumpkinspice: Mom just got a new baby nasal aspirator today.

Jeep:  How exactly does this thing work?!

Pumpkinspice: I put the blue bubble up to my nose, and you put the blue cup part in your mouth.

Jeep: Ok then what?

Pumpkinspice: Now suck my boogies.

Jeep:  You want me to do what?!

Pumpkinspice: Go ahead...suck my boogies.

Jeep:  I just puked in my mouth....