A Little Light Reading

Pumpkinspice: It says here that babies can go into a deep sleep, like a coma induced sleep.

Jeep: That's just a fancy way of saying he's hibernating.

Pumpkinspice: Well it also says don't poke Peapod when he's sleeping deeply.

Jeep: Well that's just dumb advice...everyone knows you don't poke a sleeping bear!

The Chair

Jeep: Somethings not right about all this.

Pumpkinspice: What?  You don't think Peapod will like the rocker chair?

Jeep: No, I'm not worried about that; he'll like the rocker alright.

Pumpkinspice: Then what's not right?

Jeep: How long have they been promising us a Raven's Football chair?  And now Peapod comes along and he gets a chair right off the bat?!

Jeep:  Mom, Dad: We want this chair and we want it by Christmas or something similar to it!

Pumpkinspice: Yeah, and you better get it cause we're demanding equal rights...you know cause Peapod gets a chair so we should too!

The Drawer VS. The Napper/Playpen

Jeep: What happened to the good ole days where you just put the baby in a drawer with some pillows...its comfortable, secure, and very trendy.

Pumpkinspice: Admit it Jeep, that Napper is far more snugglier than your ole drawer!

Jeep: Fine! And, I suppose, the massage thingy on this is a step up from my drawer... but, all this comfort is just going to make Peapod soft!

Pumpkinspice: Check it out!!!! I see a section for baby wipes!!!!

Introducing: PeaPod!!!

Pumpkinspice: He kinda looked like a monkey.

Jeep:  Well in this one, Dad says he has Mom's Monkey mouth.

Pumpkinspice: Mom's not a monkey....

Pumpkinspice:...you don't think he'll come out looking like that monkey do you?

Jeep:  Let's hope not, poor kid will be ugly!